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  1. Mollyrose Mollyrose
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Wizards of Waverly Place
    ends tonight. my childhood is officially over

  3. chelseyanne11 chelseyanne11
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY FIRST AIRED ON
    March 18th, 2005.
    WHO ELSE FEELS REALLY OLD NOW?

  4. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Facebook is blue
    no mutual friends...
    Who in the world are you?
    nmq/f second time i post it, had to take off a word C:

  5. Kate_loves_you Kate_loves_you
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Hey.
    This one.
    .....
    Just answering your next question.
    Which one?
    Yes.
    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
    Just answering your next question. Again.
    Are you messing with me?
    I gave you your answer 2 texts ago. (;

  6. dgold1228 dgold1228
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should've said instead.

  7. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Watching a horror movie&thinking
    " NO DON'T KILL THEM , THEY'RE SO HOT!"
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  8. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Casey Anthony adopted a dog...
    Let's hope she doesn't kill it.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
    Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
    This scares me.
    We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
    We give advice when there's no where else to go.
    We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
    Witty has saved friendships.
    Witty has saved relationships.
    Witty has saved pride.
    Witty has saved lives.
    Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
    We are a family.
    I would never sacrifice these things for
    a curse word.
    This is a petition.
    Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
    Keep this in your favs for Witty.

  10. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    That one picture that looks perfect,
    Until you notice whats going on in the
    background...

  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    I hate the show "16 and Pregnant" so much.
    There are 13 year old kids fighting cancer.
    Where is their TV show?

  12. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I 'm an endangered species. it's called
    teenage virgin


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. melonroxs melonroxs
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    I've always wanted
    A story like Jack and Rose.
    A kiss like Spiderman and MaryJane.
    A friendship like Ron and Hermione.
    A dance like Troy and Gabriella.
    A strength like Edward and Bella.
    A secret like Romeo and Juliet.
    An end like Noah and Allie.

  15. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:05am UTC
    all I want to be is the girl....
    falling asleep in your arms, not caring about anything else
    in this world, except how I feel at that moment when I'm
    with you ♥

  16. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 10:17am UTC
    I may look like i like you
    but i've mentaly killed you three times today.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:22am UTC
    i love how after brushing my teeth,
    the air tastes all cool and minty ♥

  18. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 3:17am UTC
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    Fave if you do one of these in class :
    1. Peel off your nail polish
    2. Search your hair for split ends
    3. Check the clock every 5 minutes
    4. Draw hearts on your paper
    5. Draw smileys on your hand
    6. Secretly eat ,
    Hope I'm not the only one(:
    nm/nmq
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  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:44am UTC
    I love you ♥
    ILoveYouToo ♥
    Something wrong with your space bar?
    No theres just no space for me to love anyone else.

  20. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    really girls?
    this kid "jimmy365" has been on witty for 12 days, and he has 875 followers. Like are you kidding me? Some girls&guys on here work so hard to gain followers. They make beautiful and heartfelt quote after quote and still may only have 100 or less followers. &Do not call me a hipocrite because I am a guy too but people like me and wittyfromaguy WORKED for our followers. We didn't just come on, jock quotes and instantly become popular. This is f*cking crazy. &Also, you have to be SUPER dumb to believe that a 17 year old HOT GUY spends his nights on wittyprofiles. Like come on. "My sister showed me this site" BULLF*CKINGSHIT. I do not think any of you would be like " Hey bro wanna come see all my secrets and maybe make an account on www.wittyprofiles.com" YEAH NO. I thought so. This is just a vent about how you girls sometimes make me wonder if I should stay here or not. I ask myself "Do they like me cause I am a boy?" but then i realise I have been on for 5 MONTHS. whatever. You girls can do what you want, follow fake people and leave the good quote makers un-popular just so you can flirt with a guy that you think you can "date"
    That is all. Sorry just needed to vent about this stupid issue. Anyone agree though? -livsbestfriendryan
    ©livsbestfriendryan

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