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1. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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2. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 10:52pm UTC
   Friend:You ask!
   Me: No, you ask!
   Friend:No, you ask!
   Me:Fine. Excuse me, my friend would like to
   ask you a question?
   follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
   
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3. taytayx311
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 7:41pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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4. Yuri
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:15pm UTC
   "I can smile today because I saved 3
   lives by donating blood! :)"
   ...
   "What if one of them is a future serial
   killer, and by saving him, you're killing 20
   other people later?"
   
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5. singer23
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 10:02pm UTC
   Seeing how much nail polish
   you can chip off
   before getting the remover
   :)
   
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6. tylerr
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 10:37pm UTC
   days when you straight up hate everyone.
   
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7. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 9:35pm UTC
   Twilight:
   Happy Bella: *_*
   Sad Bella: *_*
   Excited Bella: *_*
   Angry Bella: *_*
   Shocked Bella: *_*
   Confused Bella: *_*
   follow me, I follow back:) - love, jimmy365
   format credit: ThatsSoMeee :)
   
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8. tylerr
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:21pm UTC
   when you're already awake
   and your mom keeps yelling at you to get up.
   -________________________________-
   
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9. confessions_of_a_cutter
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 7:13pm UTC
   Read between
   I'm going insane. I'm fine.
   I'm breaking inside. I'm okay.
   It's destroying me. It's nothing.
   Please help me. Don't worry about it.
   I'm in so much pain. Things are going good.
   the lines.
   
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10. mandiliggz
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    I can make ur bed rock (;
    I dont think so. I have a tempurpedic. And when the lady jumps on the bed and the wine doesn't spill, you wont be able to.
    -__-
    
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11. DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    if you really loved me you wouldn't
    of hurt me like you did.
    
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12. VividDreamer
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    If Belle c an fall in l o v e
    with a b e a st,
    why can't you just like me?
    
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13. xEmmax
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    One time, I had a boyfriend, a ton of friends, and I was gorgeous.
    Then I woke up.
    
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14. tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    you've got a lot to say
    for the one that walked away.
    
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15. LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    11:10.
    ghsjkfkljshdfhgfljkJfha it's almost here.
    credit to JustDropItLikeItsHot
    
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16. DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    I GOT 99 COOKIES CAUSE
    A B*TCH ATE ONE.
    
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17. ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    Bruno Mars: I'd catch a grenade for ya.
    *Girl gets hit by grenade*
    Bruno Mars: ...Today I dont feel like doing anything
    ♥
    Nmq
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥
    
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18. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 1:25am UTC
    distance doesn't ruin relationships.
    doubting your love and not trusting each other enough does.
    not my fade or quote.
    
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19. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:10am UTC
    Words mean nothing,
    if actions don't follow ♥♥
    
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20. iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    So we ignore eachother, and pretend the other person doesn't exist, but deep down, we both know it wasn't supposed to end like this.
    
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