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brookeohhyeah
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October 5, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I hate when ...
I wake up with one sock on and I have no idea where
the other one went
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Meaghan1127
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July 18, 2011 9:08pm UTC

Today i found out my clock is two minutes late
So that's why my 11:11 wishes haven't come true

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LookAtMeNow01
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July 16, 2011 10:39pm UTC

TEXTS #67
Guy: Why did we stop talking?
Girl: Because you changed.
Guy: You're the one that walked away...
Girl: And you're the one that
didn't stop me.
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fckyuux33
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July 16, 2011 9:34pm UTC

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sparkly_rain_bows321
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July 16, 2011 9:24pm UTC

Making up stories
in your head at night, and adding m a k e * b e l i e v e * s t u f f*
about you and your past to make you seem more interesting.

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vicctorriaaax
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July 16, 2011 9:50pm UTC

The New Facebook Chat
is extremely annoying.
-nmq

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Laina
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July 16, 2011 7:44pm UTC

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raebobmarypants
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July 17, 2011 7:53pm UTC

The awkward moment when you're in the bathroom and you come out and find your Dad reading your texts.. And he's like.. "OH didn't know this was your phone.." Dad, then whose fuucking phone is it ?

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mycousinissexi55
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July 17, 2011 7:54pm UTC

I hate when i go to the mall and i see 4 ft 8 year old girls wearing the most EXPENSIVE uggs, shorts that say "juicy" on the back, a $120 juicy couture jacket, and a louis vuitton bag bigger than theyre whole body. Oh not to mention how theyre hair is dyed bleach blonde with highlights, and theyre mothers are with them. Only me?

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LiveIT13
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July 15, 2011 2:56pm UTC

Dear Teacher,
please erase that chalk mark that you "accidentally" missed or i will stand up right now and punch you in the nose. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Annoyed student

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sOcCeRrOxX
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July 15, 2011 2:53pm UTC

That moment when your laptop battery is running low so you have to act all ninja and run to get your charger.

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qpsbg57
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July 15, 2011 2:50pm UTC

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shutup.

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lrudden13
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July 15, 2011 2:39pm UTC

Mean Girls Quote #1
Random Guy: Hey Janice, What's your wig made of?
Janice: YOU MOM'S CHEST HAIR.

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exotiic
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July 15, 2011 2:36pm UTC

============================================when a friend walks up to you and starts whispering somethingand you shout NO! I will not touch you there for a dollar!priceless.============================================

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