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1. sOcCeRrOxX
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   December 24, 2011 3:30pm UTC
   That Awkward moment
   W h e n a l l o f o u r c r u s h e s f i n d o u t o u r W i t t y . . .
   
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2. sOcCeRrOxX
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   December 24, 2011 3:05pm UTC
   [ ] Single
   [ ] Taken
   [ xxx] Secretly going out with Taylor Lautner ♥♥
   
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3. sOcCeRrOxX
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   December 24, 2011 10:40am UTC
   I ' l l S t o p L o v i n g Y h u . . .
   W h e n a B a n a n a f a l l s o u t o f t h e s k y o n t h e 3 5 t h
   o f Mayuary ♥
   
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4. sOcCeRrOxX
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   December 24, 2011 10:30am UTC
   5 year old: Look Mommy, Santa
   came! He real ly came!
   11 year old: I'm just here for the presents...
   17 year old: OMG MOM, SANTA
   WAS HEREE!
   
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5. sOcCeRrOxX
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   July 15, 2011 3:09pm UTC
   ///////////Wow. Your more dramatic then Jersey Shore...\\\\\\\\\\\
   
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6. sOcCeRrOxX
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   July 15, 2011 3:04pm UTC
   *A kid gave a teacher a black piece of paper*
   Teacher-"What is this?"
   Kid-"It's a drawing of a cow eating grass."
   Teacher- *Looks at paper* "Where is the grass?"
   Kid-"The cow ate all of it."
   Teacher-*Looks at paper again* "Then were is the cow?"
   Kid-"He left because he ate all of the grass."
   Teacher-"Interesting..."
   
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7. sOcCeRrOxX
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   July 15, 2011 2:53pm UTC
   That moment when your laptop battery is running low so you have to act all ninja and run to get your charger.
   
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8. sOcCeRrOxX
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   July 15, 2011 2:22pm UTC
   "Wanna hear a dirty joke?"
   "Sure."
   "A pig rolled in the mud :3"
   
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9. sOcCeRrOxX
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   July 14, 2011 6:50pm UTC
   I REALLY don't believe that there is 104 days in Phineas and Ferb's summer vacation...
   
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10. sOcCeRrOxX
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    July 13, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    When you were little...
    "I GOT THE 64 PACK OF CRAYONS!"
    "WITH THE BUILT IN SHARPENER?"
    "YEAHH!!"
    "LUCKY!!"
    
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11. sOcCeRrOxX
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    July 13, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    Signing a piece of paper and giving it to your friend saying, "Keep this. One day it will be worth millions..."
    
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12. sOcCeRrOxX
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    July 13, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    "I love you Eric."
    "I love...cake."
    ~That 70's Show<333
    
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13. sOcCeRrOxX
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    July 12, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Love you once
    love you still
    always have
    always will♥
    
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14. sOcCeRrOxX
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    July 12, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died.
    The end."
    ~Patrick Star from Spongebob♥
    [♥] if you think Patrick is awesome and hilarious :3
    
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15. sOcCeRrOxX
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    July 12, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    Don't tell me the
    sky is the limit,
    when there's
    footprints
    on the moon
    
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