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  1. laurenwinkler18 laurenwinkler18
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    fave this if you want your notifications blown up. ♥

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:10am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That awkward moment
    When you yell "Hey ho!" and about 15 girls turn around.

  3. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Pretending to give your friends
    Shots with a machanical pencil..♥

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That awkward moment
    When you check behind the shower curtain and a murderer is there.

  5. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    sneaking
    your seatbelt on slowly
    when you see a cop.
    {FunZy0x4}

  6. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    do you have a naughty side
    sometimes.. i dont do my homework.. on purpose.
    LOVE THIS.
    nmq/f

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    The difference between Casey Anthony & an elevator?
    An elevator can raise a kid.

  8. _AllOfMyConfessions _AllOfMyConfessions
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    For every fave this gets
    I will go a day with out cutting
    I promise..

  9. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    I hate when people
    look through my ipod and phone.
    I'm always afraid that they will find something embaressing in it.
    my quote, NMF

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    British:
    'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
    Australian:
    G'day mate!
    Canadian:
    Eh?
    American:
    Aye shawty, whaddup?

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    I'll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell,
    "Where's my phone?!"
    and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

  12. ilovemnms ilovemnms
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    My grandpa has lung cancer;
    He has never touched cigarettes in his life. When the doctor told him, he refused to eat or talk. They gave him six months to live.
    its been a year.
    click the [[♥]] if you support him(:

  13. itss_ariannaa itss_ariannaa
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    fave this for a surprise on your profile. ♥

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Wake up in the morning feeling like:
    ☐ P. Diddy.
    ☐ Like a G6.
    ☑ Burning my school down.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    My boyfriend left me for a video game addiction.
    I guess Wii didn't Kinect.

  16. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    I think Taylor Lautner like me. Please help!?
    I am a 43 year old single mother with an extreme dilemma. I was tuning into my favorite show, iCarly when a commercial came on for Taylor Lautner's new movie Abduction. He made affectionate eye contact with me through the television... I felt an immediate connection between the two of us. Should I make an effort to contact his manager? I just don't know what to do! Please help!
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    Best Answer - chosen by voters
    Stalk him then claim he got you pregnant back stage.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Being single is alright,
    But after a while you get tired of seeing
    all the cute couples out there
    and you start to wonder
    when you are going to be part on one.

  18. quotesfromthecore quotesfromthecore
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    -__________-
    whale you be my valentine?
    -_________-
    yes i whale <3

  19. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    so if dumb guys go for dumb girls, AND smart guys go for dumb girls what does that leave smart girls?

    cats mostly.

  20. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:20pm UTC
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