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happiest*
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:35pm UTC

for those of you who complain about your period
there are people who are not even able to get it, which means they cant even have their own kids one day.
appreciate these things even if right now it doesnt make you happy, one day when you have the ability to make children you will be.
your welcome

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 7:30pm UTC

*singing in shower*
*simon cowell appears* "it's a no from me"

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:29pm UTC

i've never had a "boys are icky and gross"
phase, i've literally been chasing the d.ick since birth

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:36pm UTC

author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup.
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 18 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trop to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pnewmonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:47pm UTC

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:03pm UTC

has anyone found out the purpose
of the male nipple yet?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:05pm UTC

i'd actually go running if there wasn't
anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC

if i were a spelling bee judge:
me: spell their
contestant: sentence please
me: they're going to build their house over there.
*walks off*

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Fat Amy*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Boy: Hey, can I tell you something?
Girl: Yeah, of course.
Boy: I... I love you.
Girl: *sighs*
Boy: What's wrong?
Girl: I can't tell you. I'm sorry.
Boy: Are you sure?
Girl: Why do you love me?
Boy: Because you're the sweetest girl I've ever met, you can make me laugh, and you're beautiful both inside and out.
Girl: I... Thank you. I just wish you could know... But I can't. I'm sorry.
Boy: It's okay, you can tell me when you're ready.
Girl: I have to go.
Boy: See you later beautiful.
*Later that night the boy gets a call from one of his friends*
Friend: Did you hear?
Boy: What are you talking about?
*Friend explains that the girl took pills earlier that night, and she was in a coma in the hospital. The boy realises this meant she'd taken the pills before he'd talked to her*
Boy: Oh my god... I should've told her sooner.
Friend: What are you talking about?
Boy: It doesn't matter, I have to go.
*The boy drives to the hospital to go see the girl. At first they tell him he probably shouldn't go in, but he says he needs to, and it'll only be a few minutes*
Boy: Why didn't I tell you sooner...
Boy: I know you'll wake up. You're stronger than anyone thinks. They say people in comas can hear things... So I'll talk to you until you wake up.
Boy: I don't have much time now though. Remember I love you.
*The next day the boy goes and talks to her. He tells her everything that happened during the day and again, tells her he loves her and she's the most amazing girl in the world. He continues this for three weeks until one day he shows up to find something unexpected*
Boy: Hey beautiful. *squeezes her hand*
Girl *squeezes hand back*
Boy: *stares with an astonished look while a nurse walks in*
Nurse: What's wrong?
Boy: She squeezed my hand.
Nurse: Are you sure?
Boy: I'm positive!
Nurse: I think it's time you go home. We'll call you if she's awake, I promise.
*Boy reluctantly goes home. He goes back to the hospital for a few days after that, but they keep telling him he can't see the girl. Finally, he gets a call from the nurse at the hospital he'd spoken to before*
Nurse: Technically she's not allowed visitors besides her family yet, but her parents say it's alright if you come.
Boy: *drives right away to the hospital to see the girl*
Nurse: *leads him to the room and leaves him sitting next to her bed*
Girl: *eyes flutter open*
Boy: Beautiful as always.
Girl: I remember you. I can't remember everything, but I remember you.
Boy: I spoke to you every day.
Girl: I heard you. I wanted to respond but I couldn't.
Boy: I knew you'd wake up.
Girl: I can hardly even walk. And look at these needles stuck in my arm. They hurt. *motions to IV*
Boy: I wish I could take away the pain, but you'll have them off soon enough. They're helping you. And you'll be up and moving soon enough. *smiles*
Girl: There was something I really wanted to say, every day before you left.
Boy: What is it?
Girl: I love you too.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 12, 2013 12:58pm UTC

Kris was born in Dubuque, Iowa. Her mother passed away from lukeimia when she was around 13. Her brother committed suicide when she was a young age, also.. Her father remarried. She went to a Catholic school all her life. After graduating, she attended college and decided that it wasn't for her.
She was a waitress for about a year and then joined the Air Force. She was stationed in Witchita, Kansas where she met a man named Ted. They were married on November 14, when they were both 21. Because they were both in the Air Force, they moved to Okinawa, Japan, Sacramento, California, and Abilene, Texas. She left the Air Force while living in Texas.
When in Abilene, after having tried for years, the couple finally concieved twins. At 7 months pregnant, Kris became very sick, most likely having pnemonia. At 7 months her water broke early and they feared she may die in labor, she was even read her last rights. Luckily, she gave birh to a son and daughter who, after extensive medical treatment, became healthy children.
The family moved to Eagle River, Alaska. After two or three years of living there, Ted had to leave to go to Italy because of the Kosovo War. After a couple weeks of taking care of two toddlers by herself, Kris went down to Leominster, Massachusetts to stay with her in-laws. They day before the three left, however, her daughter stopped breathing and she was rushed to the hospital. The girl was fine after treatment and the family left as planned.
About a year or two after Ted returned, he was stationed in New Jersey. There, after having served 21 years in the military, he retired. After Kris recieved a job offer in Oro Valley, Arizona. After two years of living there, the couple decided to move to Massachusetts so their children could know at least one side of the family.
The family has been living there ever since. Every day, Kris selflessly helps her children through everything, even if they don't make things the easiest on her.
Happy Mothers Day. I love you mom.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:55pm UTC

i basically have three hair styles:
- straight
- wavy
- homeless

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 11:28am UTC

Me at 7am: Tired
Me at 12pm: Tired
Me at 3pm: Tired
Me at 7pm: *Yawn* Tired
Me at 10pm: Tired
Me at 2am: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:32pm UTC

why can't i lose weight easily
i mean i lose everything else without a problem

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Pluto*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Teacher: Don't forget to do your homework for tomorrow.
Me: Wow, what a b/tch.

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:06pm UTC

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that sh.i.t’s not natural

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:29pm UTC

Life lessons learned form How I Met Your Mother
-Nothing good ever happens after 2 AM
-Don't chase after what doesn't work. Let the universe take over.
-Things happen for a reason.
-Don't ever give up crazy times with your friends
-Miracles happen
-Things you may not have liked before may not be that bad later on
-Perfect isn't always perfect
-Some people have expiration dates
-Wait for it
-Don't postpone joy
-The important moments shouldn't be wasted, because you can't get them back
-Be clear about the things you say
-The most important people in your life are the ones you can picture sitting on a porch with
-The talk is one of the worst things ever, but it is important
-You're not looking for someone who accepts your quirks. You're looking for someone who loves them, cherishes them, and loves you more as a person because of them.
-Some people are worth a lot of work to keep around
-Get out of the house, go for a walk, get a bagel

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC

nmf
i wish i was born an octopus
so i could sla.p eight btchess at once

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:36pm UTC

A basic plot summary of The Wizard of Oz
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 6:51pm UTC

The fake laugh you do when,
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SOMEONE JUST SAID. ♥

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