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iamaspermbank

iamaspermbank
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July 9, 2012 3:05am UTC
Waitress asks me to say 'when' as she grates cheese over my pasta.
I don't say when.
The room fills with Parmesan.
Nobody survives.

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iamaspermbank
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July 8, 2012 1:00am UTC
Mum: sweetheart could you do the washing up ?
Me: *sighs* ok
Me: *walks into brothers room*
Me: mum wants you to do the washing up.
problen solved. (:

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iamaspermbank
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July 5, 2012 2:19am UTC
if only girls who were ugly on the inside...
were ugly on the outside to...

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iamaspermbank
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July 4, 2012 10:32pm UTC
That awkward eye contact with the person in the car next to you...

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iamaspermbank
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July 4, 2012 12:05am UTC
A friend bails you out of jail.
A bestfriend sits beside you saying "well that was fun"

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iamaspermbank
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July 3, 2012 11:25pm UTC
If you die in an elevator,
be sure to push the up button.

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iamaspermbank
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July 3, 2012 10:44pm UTC
hey everyone, I am a new guy on witty, follow for a follow ? (:

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