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i_like_your_face

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Member Since: 1 Dec 2012 05:29pm

Last Seen: 2 Jun 2013 07:19pm

Location: neverland yo

Gender: F

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* elle est ce qu'elle est *

Brenna McGrath
thirteen♥New York

" You asked me who i thought i was before.I said maybe i was a fish because i love the water and you said, you thought a mermaid, maybe. If you were a mermaid, i was the sea "

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yeah i have no idea how to use this so...

i_like_your_face
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June 2, 2013 7:44pm UTC

* uses instagram filters on my mugshot*

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i_like_your_face
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May 20, 2013 9:26pm UTC

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for food

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i_like_your_face
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May 19, 2013 3:45pm UTC

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

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i_like_your_face
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May 19, 2013 3:41pm UTC

oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus

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i_like_your_face
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May 19, 2013 3:38pm UTC

me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*

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i_like_your_face
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May 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC

At a Spelling Bee:
Judge: Your word is: Fergalicious
Contestant: Definition please?
Judge: Fergalicious definition: make them boys go loco

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i_like_your_face
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May 19, 2013 3:20pm UTC

*gets down on one knee" will you go away

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i_like_your_face
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January 25, 2013 10:44am UTC

Being pretty is one thing, but feeling pretty is an entirely different story

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i_like_your_face
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January 25, 2013 10:39am UTC

Those days where you would rather have anyone else's life but your own.

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i_like_your_face
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December 11, 2012 9:26pm UTC

MISS SUZY HAD A STEAMBOAT
THE STEAMBOAT HAD A BELL,
MISS SUZY WENT TO HEAVE
THE STEAMBOAT WENT TO HELLO OPERATOR PLEASE GIVE ME NUMBER 9
AND IF YOU DISCONNECT ME
ILL KICK YOU FROM BEHIND THE 'FRIDGERATOR
THERE WAS A PIECE OF GLASS
MISS SUZY FELL UPON IT
AND BROKE HER LITTLE ASK ME NO MORE QUESTIONS
TELL ME NO MORE LIES
THE BOYS ARE IN THE BATHROOM
ZIPPING UP THEIR FLIES ARE IN THE MEADOW
BEES ARE IN THE PARK
MISS SUZY AND HER BOYFRIEND
ARE KISSING IN THE D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK
DARK IS LIKE THE OCEAN
DARK IS LIKE THE SEA
DARK IS LIKE THE UNDERWEAR MY BOYFRIEND PUTS ON ME
SO I KICKED HIM ALL THROUGH PARIS
I KICKED HIM ALL THROUGH FRANCE
I KICKED HIM ON THE SOCCER FIELD UNTIL HE LOST HIS PANTS PANTS PANTS!
if you remember this, your childhood was awesome.

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i_like_your_face
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December 1, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Does anyone else remember when:
"Does your face hurt? Because its killing me."
Was like, the greatest dis ever?

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