MISS SUZY HAD A STEAMBOAT
THE STEAMBOAT HAD A BELL,
MISS SUZY WENT TO HEAVE
THE STEAMBOAT WENT TO HELLO OPERATOR PLEASE GIVE ME NUMBER 9
AND IF YOU DISCONNECT ME
ILL KICK YOU FROM BEHIND THE 'FRIDGERATOR
THERE WAS A PIECE OF GLASS
MISS SUZY FELL UPON IT
AND BROKE HER LITTLE ASK ME NO MORE QUESTIONS
TELL ME NO MORE LIES
THE BOYS ARE IN THE BATHROOM
ZIPPING UP THEIR FLIES ARE IN THE MEADOW
BEES ARE IN THE PARK
MISS SUZY AND HER BOYFRIEND
ARE KISSING IN THE D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK
DARK IS LIKE THE OCEAN
DARK IS LIKE THE SEA
DARK IS LIKE THE UNDERWEAR MY BOYFRIEND PUTS ON ME
SO I KICKED HIM ALL THROUGH PARIS
I KICKED HIM ALL THROUGH FRANCE
I KICKED HIM ON THE SOCCER FIELD UNTIL HE LOST HIS PANTS PANTS
PANTS!
if you remember this, your childhood was awesome.
