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runningwiththought
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September 22, 2013 5:29pm UTC

I probaby won't post quotes, so um...yeah....
Twitter: @louise_wiley
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Hale_Storm18
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September 9, 2013 6:56pm UTC

i don't know
his favorite color
or if he likes honey with his tea
or if he even likes tea
i don't know what song he listens to when he's upset
and i don't know what his favorite cereal is
but i do know
his smile is amazing
and his laugh is really loud but it's kind of like music to me
and his clothes are really simple but they look really cute on him
and he wears glasses sometimes and he looks good with or without them
and i really wish
i knew all these things
so i know what song to play for him when he's upset
and if he wants tea i wanna know if i should put honey in it
(if he likes tea)
and what type of cereal he wants when he wants some
but i'll never know
because i'm the shy girl across the room
who hides behind her hair and the sleeves of her hoodies
and glances at him when she thinks he's not looking
and he never is

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happiest*
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September 11, 2013 2:39pm UTC

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

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spence*
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September 13, 2013 3:21pm UTC

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like "this book is red" and we were all like "no" and he said "yes it is" and we were all just like "that's not right" and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said "Don't tell somebody they're wrong until you've seen thing from their point of view" that speaks to me.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 12, 2013 8:12pm UTC

so i coach a bunch of 9 & 10 year olds and they asked me if i had a boyfriend and i told them that i didn't. and one of them went--
"how do you not have a boyfriend? you're so pretty and cute and funny and nice. they're all missing out."

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC

- Are you an angel?
- No, why?
- Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
- I'm not an angel though.
- Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
- You know, your mum is very wise.
- Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.

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happiest*
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September 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Soap operas are so ridiculous
"She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 8:33pm UTC

This kid in my grade posted
a picture of his mcdonald's cup with two straws on Instgram and he wrote:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two straws when you order one drink"
and this other kid wrote underneath that caption:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two chins when you order one Big Mac"
and i'm dEAD HOLY CRAP HAHA

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 2:37pm UTC

my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke and i say yes
like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified

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Hale_Storm18
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September 14, 2013 6:31pm UTC

"We're your family, we're allowed to make fun of you."
"Come on, it's just a joke."
"Toughen up and stop being a baby."
"We're just teasing."
Stop.
Bullying is bullying no matter who it comes from. I just hurts a sh.itload more when it's coming from people you trust.
Screw off.

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spence*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 3:17pm UTC

I think my dad hear me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room.
#This s the kind of parent I want to be

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happiest*
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September 10, 2013 2:41pm UTC

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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kristabff
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September 10, 2013 5:22pm UTC

does anyone else tilt their paper nearly upside down while writing or is that just me ??

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CharliesTheName
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September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Me: *opens witty*
Witty: Please sign in.
Me: *signs in*
Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
Me: Then why
Me: the fück
Me: did you tell me
Me: to sign
Me: in.

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iLoveMaoams
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June 13, 2012 11:31am UTC

I hate it when. . .
I walk into a room and forget what I went there for. ♥

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Ethanol
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:01pm UTC

How can you move forward
» if you keep regretting the past ?

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 10:00am UTC

i hate mirrors. i don't want to be reminded of how ugly and fat i am. jkrgbtjkbgh

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 5:15pm UTC

❝I've been screaming for years and no one has ever heard me.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 15, 2013 1:14pm UTC

i'm 97.8% sure someone's going to bring a broomstick or start a chant at the football game on friday.

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mollifers123
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September 15, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Preppy girls that sit at my lunch table : Ugh ! I shouldn't even be eating this . *pushes their plate away and looks at people for compliments*
Me: Quit being an attention whöre and give me your damñ food. Gaaaaaah. *Takes food from their plate*

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