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lovecrazy
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October 16, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Maybe I'm like fall,
I'll be beautiful when I'm dead. ♥
nmf/ my quote

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 4:05pm UTC

If you're looking for a sign,
here it is
Please, don’t kill yourself tonight.

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Maddyhj
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October 9, 2012 9:39pm UTC

How do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him?
This wall looks nice, but I think it wold look better with you against it.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Me: MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
Mom: Pick Up your poster and shut up.

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 7:53pm UTC

-In science class-
Me: Emily! Get your a-
Teacher: *walks by*
Me: -bercrombie jeans butt over here!
Teacher: Nice save.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 4:40pm UTC

“Please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap.”
...Because it’s just a big secret right
secret boobs
secret bra
secret

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alexthebabe
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:22pm UTC

#7 2
Facts about guys,
t h a t g i r l s s h o u l d k n o w.
Tip:
Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a woman,
and loose enough to show you're a lady.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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_g0ldenkiid*
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Finding Nemo.
Nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means Nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of Marlin, Nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up Nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.
mind=blown

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PixieDustx
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September 9, 2012 9:39am UTC

I think, we should all go on Omegle with our interest as 'Witty' and see who we can find.❤

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lexysingasong
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 10:46pm UTC

"How'd you break your ankle?!"
I tripped on my swag,
obviously.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Me & nobody sitting in a tree.
W-I-T-T-Y-I-N-G
..

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sct123
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 10:57pm UTC

Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
Me: Okay I got this
Teacher: *calls my name*
Me: Here
Me: nailed it
tumblr

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 2:39pm UTC

You were never suppose
to mean this much to me;
I was never suppose to fall so hard. But you know what? I did and that's the truth, that's what keeps me holding on because it hurts like hell to let you go.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 12:18am UTC

why should I attend someone's funeral,
if they're not going to attend mine?

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AustinH
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 8:52pm UTC

This is kid still thinks it a Febreze commercial. -Kidnapper

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irishgirl41
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 9:25pm UTC

So The Other Day,
In Math, My Teacher Was Talking About Net Shapes.
(Basically undone shapes)
And He Flattened A Triangular Pyramid And Said,
^
< >
v v
"This, Is Where
We Sacrafice
The Goat!!"
MLIA

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 8:57am UTC

There were two kids in my 7th grade class.
~Romeo and Juliet ~
At first, i think they went out because of their names.
Juliets mother never let them go "out" because she was too young to date.
So he said "i'll still see you in school everyday"
But they feel in love.
It's 8th grade now.
A few weeks ago, Juliet was killed in a car accident with her dad.
Now, Romeo is on suicide watch.
I can't tell if this is sad or ironic.
true story.

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Chloe149
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:12am UTC

Spongebob: I'm ugly.
Patrick: You're ugly and what?
Spongebob: Square?
Patrick: NO!.. Proud!
Spongebob: I'm ugly and I'm proud.
Patrick: Good! Say it louder.
Spongebob: I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Patrick: Louder!
Spongebob: I'm ugly and I'm proud!!
Patrick: Louder!!
Spongebob: I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
I AM UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!
I AM UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!!
Why can't we all have a Patrick in our lives...

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Old Disney:
Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
That's So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful..
New Disney:
Shake It Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.

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