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Me: MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
Mom: Pick Up your poster and shut up.
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Me: MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!! HURRY

597 faves · 2 comments · Sep 13, 2012 9:08pm

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isitonlyme · 1 decade ago
lolol(:
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emy · 1 decade ago
started bursting out laughing in class people staring at me now so yeah yeah by the way funny quote
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