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mads*
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May 30, 2013 6:17pm UTC

I think we can all agree
that Comic Sans is
the worst font ever.

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chickittylover
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Quote format edited by chickittylover
OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
~me texting my crush~
crush: heyy whats up
me: nothing much i'm pretty
me: oops i'm pretty tired***
crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 2:15pm UTC

make them wonder why
you're still smiling. ♥

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purplesloth1331
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:16pm UTC

But really...
Why Don't Boys Like Me?
I'm Funny. I'm Pretty. I don't over react.
I'm so chill. I listen to good music.
I can cook. I'm fun to be around.
I don't flirt with 7 billion guys at one time.
Seriously thought..
Why?

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Amenah
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May 8, 2013 3:54pm UTC

"You're fat."
That's fine. I know I'm bigger than a girl my age should be, and it's hardly like I try to hide it or anything. You haven't hurt me; all you've done is shown me that you can state the obvious. Because it's not really that offensive to me - I've always been chubby. I was a chubby child, so why is it so shocking that I grew up to be a chubby teenager? Don't misunderstand; I think you're a rude asshat and my respect for you just plummeted. However, I myself am okay. I can lose the weight if I want to - I can go running, I can do push-ups every night, I can monitor what I eat so I don't eat more than I need to. I can manage all that just fine, if I want to. And it's fine if you see me checking the calory count on something and label me with an eating disorder, because I know I don't have one. If my weight affects my health, or if I can't stand it, guess what? I will change it myself. Your input, advice and observations are neither needed nor wanted. Now, instead of worrying about me and how I look, why don't you put more effort into being the person you want to be and leave me alone? I'm happy with being 'fat'.

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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伤*
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April 6, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Me and my brothers (beau and luke) were picked on every single day for years and years. Beau was bullied so much about his weight growing up and felt really self conscious . Even his teacher had once picked on him about his weight in front of the whole class. Luke and I loved playing footy growing up, we lived and breathed football. But sadly we were the joke of our football team because of our weight and this made us feel extremely unconfident and as a result did not play to our full potential. Every training session we went to we were bullied and made a joke out of, when we were running laps with the team luke and i would run at the front while everyone was behind us making a joke about us as a team and laughed at us and we felt like completely rubbish. There was a football team sleep over at the coach's house which luke and i attended, and i remember being bullied that night until i started crying. Then someone on the team the next day told me that when me and luke went to sleep (we were the first to sleep) everyone was laughing at us and someone said 'put your hand up if you hate luke and jai' and every single one of the team raised their hands. As ten year olds this made us feel pretty miserable. Beau wasn't the best at football but he also played and copped a lot of bullying by the team also, to the point we he was physically harassed. but now we are famous youtubers so from being young kids, watching our father bash our mother, watching our mother raising us on her own, being bullied verbally and physically and feeling like the most hated kids in Australia, we now have the most amazing fan base who goes through a lot of bullying themselves and we hope to change their sad faces into smiles and show them not to care what people think of them and just enjoy life and make some memories, we now feel as if we are the most luckiest kids in the world. Through this story I'm not trying to say I'm a hero, im sure many of you have had it much worse than me. i promise things do get better, its up to you to turn it around. 'SUCCESS IS THE GREATEST REVENGE' the more i succeed the more I laugh at the people who once doubted me. Live laugh and enjoy your precious life
- Jai brooks

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OhHoePlease
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March 4, 2013 6:10pm UTC

format by ohhoepleaseIncase anyone cares,
My dog just got attacked by seven of my neighbors dogs. She lost a lot of blood, has bite marks all over her and her tail will have to be amputated. She might not even make it.
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BeautifullyADisaster
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 10:55am UTC

No one knows how broken I am...

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 3:08pm UTC

One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice
(oh no they don't, oh no they don't)

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:00pm UTC

But whats the use?
It's gone. He's gone. Whatever existed between us is gone. I tell myself this ten times a day.
-Mockingjay, Suzanne Collins

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 1:24pm UTC

98% Of The
girls on witty who describe themselves as "deformed potatoes" are actually stunning, have had multiple boyfriends and have an amazing social life.
And then there's me
my format do not steal

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC

if a number is not
divisible by 5 or 2
I get very uncomfortable

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 6:15pm UTC

Bands I Wish Could Come Back #1
Jonas Brothers

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:17pm UTC

What One Direction sings in the shower:
Liam: Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows everywhere!
Zayn: I'm sexy and I know it!
Harry: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
Louis: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeeeaaaaah!
Niall: Ba da da da da, I'm lovin' it!!
follow for a follow. <3

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UnicornPrincess
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June 14, 2012 10:52pm UTC

Janoskians Quotes#4
Luke: Haters gonna Hate, tomatoes gonna tomate, potatoes gonna potate.
Beau: Dogs gonna Bark

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SportsLover004
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:55pm UTC

pretending you're a boy when you shampoo your hair so it's all on top of your head

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Abby. *
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:45pm UTC

Boys fall for me because
I trip them with my
laptop charger.

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