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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Hello substitute teacher,
    Goodbye assigned seats♥

  3. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 11:18pm UTC
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    i die a little inside
    ♥ ♥ ♥ everytime i see a old person eating alone at a restaurant ♥ ♥ ♥
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  4. IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 5:14pm UTC
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  5. KGBBABE KGBBABE
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
    SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.

  6. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
    Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
    \\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
    What did I do instead?
    I left my computer, left Witty,
    ---------- and spent more time with her. ----------

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Cop: When is your birthday?
    Me: April 20th
    Cop: What year?
    Me: Every year.
    Cop: Well played.....
    lol fav if you get it:)

  8. amazing23 amazing23
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 11:34pm UTC
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  9. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    R.I.P
    to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
    to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
    shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

  10. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC
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    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I'm Do You Realize That
    any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC
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  12. marisalynne marisalynne
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    The other day I was in Target buying makeup.
    Next to me was a girl and a boy holding hands.
    The girl was looking at the eyeliner and the the boy simply says, "Put that down."
    The girl looked confused, and he just said
    "You're so beautiful without it, why do you waste all your money to cover it?"
    Then he turned to me and said
    "You don't need it either. You're pretty without it."
    Guys like him give me hope♥
    -true story.
    -my quote.

  13. Julietxoxo Julietxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    That moment
    When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers.♥


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
    -Hello? Mom?
    -No. This is Lady Gaga.

  16. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  18. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  19. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Who is Joseph Kony?
    If I'd ask you, who is Joseph Kony, you wouldn't know. You should. And that's why I'm going to tell you about him.
    Joseph Kony considers himself as a good Christian.
    He abducts kids, little girls go in prostitution, little boys become soldiers and are forced to do horrible things, things a kid isn't supposed to be doing. Neither is an adult, for that matter, no one is. He started the LRA, Lord's Resistance Army. 20,000 kids have been kidnapped, this needs to stop. And that's why we need to Make Kony Famous. Let the world know about the horrible things he does, and the thousands of children and parents suffering.
    KONY 2012 is a film and campaign by Invisible Children that aims to make Joseph Kony famous, not to celebrate him, but to raise support for his arrest and set a precedent for international justice.
    So come together, at the April the 20th. That is the day, we will cover the night. People in all kind of cities, all over the world, meet at sundown, and cover the city with posters and stickers of Joseph Kony. To Make Kony Famous.If you want to help these kids and parents, coer the night at 4/20/12/
    Not clear enough?
    Please watch: http:vimeo.com/37119711
    getting serious for a moment.*
    this doesn't happen very often.*
    please favorite this to show support.*

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