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xxLonelyLoverxx
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February 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC

That fearless kid who starts the coughing or sniffling game during a test.

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BlackButterflies
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February 27, 2012 12:04am UTC

hakuna matata,
what a wonderful phrase
hakuna matata,
ain't no passin' craze
it means no worries,
for the rest of your days.......
it's a problem free
philosophy
hakuna matata.

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annawashere
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 4:48pm UTC

my 8 year old sister's advice on boys
me: what do you do if you like a boy?
her: you tell him
me: what if he doesn't like you back?
her: you kill him

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starbright14
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Will you be my boyfriend?
Blink for yes;
Lick your elbow for no.

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GirlTips
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February 23, 2012 10:39am UTC

GirlTip #156
if someone comes up to you
and says "no offense but"
prepare to be freaking
offended.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Mexican and black jokes are pretty much all the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
nmq

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:31am UTC

Did you know?
12 newborns will be given
to the wrong parents daily?
format by jimmy365

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
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February 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Hello Mr. and Mrs. Explorer.
We're from Social Services. We're here to talk to you about Dora.

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ZiZi123
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February 21, 2012 6:00pm UTC

The scariest thing about distance is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you.
-THE NOTEBOOK

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Gymbabyy
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:49pm UTC

I got kicked out of math today.
Why?
Aparently the answer to what comes after 69 isn't mouthwash....
I love you man.

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ImmaBelieber67

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February 9, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Did you know? #52
Childbirth is the second most painful thing in the world, right next to being burned alive.

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juliaamarriee
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 11:34am UTC

Today I bought a new
bottle of shampoo. I looked on the back to see the directions and it said :
"Why are you looking at the directions? It's
shampoo, just put it on your head.
Gosh, your so stupid."
Thank you shampoo. Thank you.
nmq nmf

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beautifullycomplicated97
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:44am UTC

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I'm a teenage girl
on her period
who got dumped
for another girl
the week before Valentine's Day.
Don't tell me to watch what I eat.

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peacex3jenn
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 8:40am UTC

That horrible moment when
you're trying to finish a go-gurt and you accidentally punch yourself in the face.

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ThisIsTheLastStraw
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 3:39pm UTC

POLICE:
anything you say or do can
and will be used against you.
ME:
channing tatum.

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whatagorgeousmess
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:49pm UTC

SCHOOL: In Class: 1+1=2 Homework: 1+2+1=4 Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Dear Will. I. Am,
When you die, will your name be Will. He. Was?, Sincerely, just curious.

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capsized*
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC

*A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
*Everyone laughs*
Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
*Dead silence*.
nmq

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