15 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN AN ELEVATOR
1. Grin at another passenger and then announce, "I've got new socks on."
2. Crash from side to side as if you're sailing rough seas.
3. Suggest you all join in a sing-along. If no one agrees, sing loudly and out of tune by yourself.
4. At each floor sing, "Ding, dong, the witch is dead!"
5. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up. Then scream, "Thats mine!"
6. Salute and say, "Welcome aboard," every time someone gets in.
7. Open your bag and, while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
8. When the elevator doors close, bang on them and scream "LET ME OUT!"
9. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off when the elevator stops.
10. Smile and call out, "GROUP HUG!" and then enforce it.
11. Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and pretend to bite at anyone's fingers who tries to press a button.
12. Hold a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it and say, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."
13. Demonstrate yoga poses that take up a huge amount of room and then ask if they want to try.
14. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear ticking.
15. Announce, "It's raining!" and open up a large umbrella.
got most of it from The Girl's Book: How To Be the Best At Everything and my friend's aim profile, but added a few of my own. rate high if you now want to try one of these things!