Believe it or not,
these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the
world:
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or
drink.
Four-year old teacher needed for pre-school.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit
sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per
hour.
Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100%
Italian leather.
Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine
smell.
Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
Open house body shapers toning salon, free coffee and
donuts.
Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky
neighbor’s dog.
Snow Blower for sale…can only used on snowy days.
Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made
Products."
Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO
REMEMBER.
