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  1. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 4:42am UTC
    When I close my eyes
    something weird happens...
    I can't see.
    Cookiedoughformats

  2. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 4:14am UTC
    You always have two choices when you wake up.
    1.wake up,sleep again and
    continue dreaming
    or
    2.wake up,stand up &
    ♥ make your dreams come true. ♥

  3. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 4:17am UTC
    Format by Breeze.
    lately I been, I been losing sleep
    dreaming about the things that we could be
    but baby I been, I been praying hard
    said no more counting dollars
    we'll be counting stars
    yeah, we'll be counting stars

  4. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    I slip lyrics into conversation very often.
    It makes people think I’m philosophical and smart
    but really I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

  5. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:45am UTC
    a little girl asked my friend about her religion today and said “are you jewish or chrismas’

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    *Get hair cut*
    *Like it for a week*
    *Miss old hair*
    *Let it grow out*
    *Get tired of long hair*
    *Repeat*

  7. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    Wikipedia: I know everything.
    Google: I have everything
    Facebook: I know everybody.
    Internet: Without me, you all are nothing.
    Electricity: Keep talking, b*tches!

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    Great students like us are like rockets..
    It's not that we always aim at
    the sky..
    But we never start our work
    until our tail is on fire

  9. SweetlyBeautiful SweetlyBeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:33am UTC
    I wish we could
    Google
    how a certain
    person feels
    about us ♥

  10. SweetlyBeautiful SweetlyBeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:40am UTC
    Dear history teacher,
    It's called history for a reason.
    Sincerely,
    Lazy Student.

  11. SweetlyBeautiful SweetlyBeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:42am UTC
    I find it funny when:
    someone one waves and you wave back
    but there really waving at the person behind
    you its like ,wow thats embarrassing.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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