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Stupid Celeb Quotes--some are really funny!
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
" If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
— Christina Aguilera
"Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player
"I think I might die"
- Daniel Radcliffe, aka "Harry Potter" while awaiting the release of the 7th installment of the Harry Potter series
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean, baseball player
"I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost."
- Frank Bruno, Boxer
"I have opinions of my own strong opinions but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons