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  1. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 9:26pm UTC
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  2. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    I r u n t h r o u g h t h e d o o r,
    c o l l a p s e o n m y b e d
    why am I letting this get to my head?
    I used to be happy and have a true smile
    things haven't been that way for a while.
    I'm s i c k of this pain, I want it to end.
    see this smile? i t ' s j u s t p r e t e n d

  3. blueberrybabe121 blueberrybabe121
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    Wait. Stop. Don't scroll down.
    is that the sound of... tears? but why are you crying! pretty girl like you don't deserve to cry. Now, clean your face honey. get rid of that faded mascara eyeliner and skinny jeans. that straightened hair, put it into a bun. clean your face and leave no trace of it. those skinny jeans? trade them for a pair of sweats, and tee shirt too big for you. now, you've stopped crying right? promise? kay, i trust you. now, go stand in front of a mirror and smile. because this is how you look the prettiest, and all pretty girls deserve to smile.
    yes. even you, because you're beautiful.
    this is how you look best.

  4. alexxoxo101 alexxoxo101
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 1:01am UTC
    long but worth reading.
    Lily:
    Wanna play a game?
    Derick:
    What game?
    Lily:
    I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days
    and you will be my boyfriend.
    Derick:
    That's a great plan, in fact, I don't have anything to do
    much for the following few weeks.
    DAY 1:
    They watch their first movie
    and they both are touched by the romantic film.
    DAY 4:
    They went go to the beach and have a picnic. Derick and Lily have their quality time together.
    DAY 12:
    Derick invited Lily to a circus and they ride through a Horror House.
    Lily was scared and she thought she touched Derick's hand but she actually touched someone else's hand they both laughed.
    DAY 15:
    They saw a fortune teller down the road, and they asked for their future advice.
    The fortune teller said:
    "My darlings, please don't waste the time of your life, spend the rest of your time together, happily." Then tears flowed out from the teller's eyes.
    DAY 20:
    Lily invited Derick to go to the hill
    and they saw a meteor; Lily mumbled something.
    DAY 28:
    They sat on the bus, and because of a bumpy road Lily gave her first kiss to Derick by accident.
    DAY 29:
    11:37 pm:
    Lily and Derick sat in the park where they first decided to play this game.
    Derick:
    I'm tired Lily...Do you want anything to drink? I'll buy you one...I'll just go down the road.
    Lily:
    An Apple Juice, that's all. Thank you.
    Derick:
    Wait for me.
    20 minutes later
    A stranger approached Lily
    Stranger:
    Are you a friend of Derick?
    Lily:
    Yes, why? What happened?
    Stranger:
    A reckless drunk driver ran over Derick, and he is in critical condition in the hospital.
    11:57 pm:
    The doctor walked out of the emergency room; he handed Lily an apple juice and a letter.
    Doctor:
    We found this in Derick's pocket.
    Lily reads the letter and it says:
    Lily, These past few weeks, I realized you are a really cute girl, and I am really falling for you-your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game. Before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life.
    I love you, Lily.
    Lily crumpled up the paper and shouted:
    "Derick! I don't want you to die-
    I love you; remember that night when we saw a meteor and I mumbled something. I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and that we would never have to end this game. Please don't leave me Derick .. I love you! You can't do this to me!"
    Then the clock strikes 12...
    Derick's heart stopped pumping...
    It was the 30th day.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. xoxomusicbaby xoxomusicbaby
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    type here
    im not very pretty,
    i dont always dress right,
    my teeth arent sraight
    i dont always use the right words
    but i try,
    just for you</3

  7. imissEBKK imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2010 2:52am UTC
    It's true.
    Women don't work as hard as men.
    Cause women get it right;;
    The f irst ti me.

  8. xlucky_youx xlucky_youx
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    we've all got our problems
    ~your "best friend" stabs you in the back~
    ~you fail the exam that you have been stu[dying] for the ENTIRE night before~
    ~your mother yells at you first thing from when you get home from a bad day at school~
    ~you dont get invited to the party that everyone (and i mean everyone) is going to~
    ~you spend the entire morning fixing your hair and it pours rain~
    ~your too shy to talk to him, becuase ur afraid of wat would happen after~
    ~you & your closest friend drifts apart because of time~
    ~you find out the worst way that he cheeted on you~
    ~you wake up to the sound of your family fighting~
    ~you finally got over him, til you see him with his new girlfriend~
    ~you get grounded for somthing you sibling did~
    ~your hairdresser made a mistake~
    ~you overhear gossip about you!~
    & you know? like sucks sometimes but remember to keep your chin up, beacues things
    happen for a reason.. life **may be bad now**, but things will work out i n the end, nobody said it would be easy, they just said [ it would be worth it ]

  9. LeleNRenziRockinOut LeleNRenziRockinOut
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    March 12, 2010 6:12pm UTC
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  10. xrawrxitsxjessx xrawrxitsxjessx
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2010 4:51pm UTC
    boyfriend: why do you cry and obsess
    over a TV program and the imaginary
    sadness of people you have never met?
    girlfriend: for the same reason you
    jump and yell at the TV when a man
    you don't know, scores a
    touchdown

  11. heart2shopp109 heart2shopp109
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    March 3, 2010 3:06pm UTC
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  12. jessicax3579 jessicax3579
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    January 28, 2010 7:39pm UTC
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  13. kaylababy013 kaylababy013
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    what we write on here
    c o u l d p u t h i m i n t e a r s
    what we write on here
    c o u l d b u r n a h o l e i n h i s h e a r t
    what we write on here
    c o u l d c h a n g e h i s m i n d
    what we write on here
    a r e t h e t h i n g s w e ' r e t o a f r a i d t o s a y o u t l o u d . .

  14. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2010 10:08am UTC
    >
    Stupid Celeb Quotes--some are really funny!
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    -Brooke Sheilds
    "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    -Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
    "You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
    - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears
    "I think war is a dangerous place."
    - George W. Bush
    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
    - Greg Norman, Golfer
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    -Mariah Carey
    "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    - Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
    "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
    — Britney Spears
    "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
    - Fran Lebowitz, US writer
    "If only faces could talk..."
    - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
    " If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
    -George Gobel
    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
    - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
    - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
    So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
    — Christina Aguilera
    "Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future."
    - Yogi Berra, Baseball player
    My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
    - Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player
    "I think I might die"
    - Daniel Radcliffe, aka "Harry Potter" while awaiting the release of the 7th installment of the Harry Potter series
    "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
    - Dizzy Dean, baseball player
    "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost."
    - Frank Bruno, Boxer
    "I have opinions of my own strong opinions but I don't always agree with them."
    - George Bush
    "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
    - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

  15. munchkin21197 munchkin21197
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    January 26, 2010 11:39am UTC
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  16. gigox3mari gigox3mari
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    January 26, 2010 3:09pm UTC
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  17. fearless_dancer fearless_dancer
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    SUNDAY SCHOOL.
    One day, the teacher called on Mary, a very lazy student.
    "Who created the universe?"
    ...she didn't respond.
    So Johnny, the kid seated behind her, took a pen and poked her in the rear.
    "God Almighty!"
    She shouted. And the teacher said, "Very good."
    ...Mary then [continued her nap...]
    Later, the teacher asked, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
    But she did not answer.
    Again, Johnny came to the rescue and nudged her.
    "Jesus Christ!"
    Yelled Mary. The teacher said, "Very good."
    And that's when Mary fell back asleep.
    Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,
    "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
    So again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen.
    BUT, this time Mary jumped up and shouted,
    "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
    The teacher fainted.

  18. EmnEm1000 EmnEm1000
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2010 4:52pm UTC
    He gave her one fake rose.
    (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♥♥♥*¸. •'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
    ♥(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♥♥*¸.•'´¯)¸.•'`¯)♥
    ♥♥(¯`'•.¸(¯` '•.¸*♥*♥
    (_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥*`'•.¸_)`'•.¸_)¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♥♥
    ♥(_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥♥*`'•.¸_)`'•.¸_)♥
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    Dissapointed and confused, she wonders why,
    He says my love for you lasts as long as the flower, and for this one will never die.

  19. babiiidaniii24 babiiidaniii24
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2010 2:43pm UTC
    Let me get one thing straight;
    1. Can blind people see their dreams?
    2. Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
    3. Where's the egg in an egg roll?
    4. Why are they called stairs inside, but steps outside?
    5. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
    6. How come there aren't B batteries?
    7. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
    8. Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
    9. Why do we still call it "shipping" if it goes by plane/truck?
    10. Does wild rice have to be hunted?
    lol these questions confuse me!

  20. CornDogs CornDogs
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2010 8:53pm UTC
    l+& if I were the trix rabbit
    I would take out a gun and shoot those kids. Then say"oh, I'm
    sorry I thought that your damn cereal would help you.
    To bad guns aren't for kids"
    mine.no jocking

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