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1. fearless_dancer
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2010 8:24pm UTC
   Does anyone know a suicide hotline for teens?
   If you do, please comment. Kthanks(:
   
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2. fearless_dancer
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2010 11:33am UTC
   Automatic Doors Make Me Feel
   As if I have
   m a g i c a l p o w e r s
   
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3. fearless_dancer
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   July 4, 2010 11:35am UTC
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4. fearless_dancer
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   March 14, 2010 1:47pm UTC
   what's my favorite
   place on earth?
   * ♥ i n. y o u r. a r m s. ♥ *
   
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5. fearless_dancer
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   March 14, 2010 1:42pm UTC
   * * * *
   * * * *
   * * * *
   * Let's talk this over, it's not like we're dead. Was it something I did? Was it something you said? Don't leave me hanging... In a city so dead. Held up so high, on such a breakable thread </3
   * *
   *
   
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6. fearless_dancer
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   March 14, 2010 1:37pm UTC
   Courtney♥
   
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7. fearless_dancer
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2010 11:53am UTC
   since_girls_have_period_pains...
   shouldn't_guys_get_kicked_in_the_balls_once_a_month?
   
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8. fearless_dancer
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   January 30, 2010 11:48am UTC
   O N E S I N G L E T E A R .
   [ &+ yet, ]
   s o m u c h p a i n
   
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9. fearless_dancer
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2010 9:27pm UTC
   When I Grow Up I'll Be A Judge...
   [[because you don't know how BADLY I wanna hold the little thing to smack on the desk]]
   
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10. fearless_dancer
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    January 28, 2010 9:26pm UTC
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11. fearless_dancer
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    January 28, 2010 9:25pm UTC
    On the phone with my boyfriend...
    him- Are you tired? I am.
    me- Sorta.
    him- Do you want me to go, so you can sleep?
    me- Ehh, I don't care.
    him- Well yes or no?
    me- Doesn't matter to me! If you want to go, then you can go.
    him- Pick yes or no.
    me- Why?
    him- Because I want you to be happy.
    me- Awwh...
    him- Yeah. That's my only goal in life right now; is making you happy. And if you're not, I will do ANYTHING to change that.
    I love this dude so freakin much <3
    
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12. fearless_dancer
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 6:22pm UTC
    What Would Happen..?
    If I Said..?
    Something As
    [[ S.I.M.P.L.E ]]
    As
    [[ T.H.R.E.E ]]
    Letters..?
    [[ I . L . Y . < 3 ]]
    
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13. fearless_dancer
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    &+ Am I The Only One Who
    daydreams while they read...
    so have to read it all over again?
    
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14. fearless_dancer
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    SUNDAY SCHOOL.
    One day, the teacher called on Mary, a very lazy student.
    "Who created the universe?"
    ...she didn't respond.
    So Johnny, the kid seated behind her, took a pen and poked her in the rear.
    "God Almighty!"
    She shouted. And the teacher said, "Very good."
    ...Mary then [continued her nap...]
    Later, the teacher asked, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
    But she did not answer.
    Again, Johnny came to the rescue and nudged her.
    "Jesus Christ!"
    Yelled Mary. The teacher said, "Very good."
    And that's when Mary fell back asleep.
    Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,
    "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
    So again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen.
    BUT, this time Mary jumped up and shouted,
    "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
    The teacher fainted.
    
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15. fearless_dancer
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2010 10:08pm UTC
    &+ Am I The Only One Who
    loves witty,
    because it's helped me realize that
    "I'm never the only one"?
    
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16. fearless_dancer
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    January 25, 2010 4:57pm UTC
    Black Backround
    YOU'RE A JERK!
    ([ I KNOW ])
    
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17. fearless_dancer
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2010 4:55pm UTC
    CONVERSE.♥
    
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18. fearless_dancer
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    My teacher's name is Mr. Dickman...
    a little bit
    [ d i s t u r b i n g ]
    don't you think?
    
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19. fearless_dancer
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2010 10:14pm UTC
    teacher: You're here to learn!
    student: No? I'm here because it's the law.
    ([ y o u d i p s h i t ])
    
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