CornDogs

CornDogs
posted a quote
September 9, 2010 8:01pm UTC

HOW GUYS FLIRT♥:
- He stares at you a lot
- He hits you a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
- You hung up on him. He called you back
- You where invited by him to a group outin
- He called you to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
- He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
- He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
- He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
Now make a wish. > >>
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Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if you repost this
If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
or you will lose the one you love!
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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CornDogs
posted a quote
January 22, 2010 8:37pm UTC

do you have that one person in your life that ALWAYS has to be better that you? That you NEVER good enough for? Yah me too. It's called my best friend
just venting.

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CornDogs
posted a quote
January 11, 2010 5:03pm UTC

& who's the genius who thought
prminedon't jocketzels
yummy let's eat stale salty bread
credit.don't jock or edit even if you give credit

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CornDogs
posted a quote
January 10, 2010 8:53pm UTC

l+& if I were the trix rabbit
I would take out a gun and shoot those kids. Then say"oh, I'm
sorry I thought that your damn cereal would help you.
To bad guns aren't for kids"
mine.no jocking

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CornDogs
posted a quote
January 9, 2010 5:08pm UTC

In the song Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid
"darling it's better down where it's wetter
take it from me"
Whoa Disney, what are you trying to say?

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CornDogs
posted a quote
January 9, 2010 2:41pm UTC

Music is the Advil
to a broken heart
mine I think. if it's on here tell me

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CornDogs
posted a quote
January 9, 2010 2:19pm UTC

people say that fruit loops are just gay cheerios, but I disagree.
I think lucky charms are much more gay
They actually have
rainbow shaped marshmallows
right in the cereal and if that
doesn't say gay then I don't know what does
mine don't jock

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CornDogs
posted a quote
January 5, 2010 6:27pm UTC

wedgies
are just wannabe
thongs
mine no jocking

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CornDogs
posted a quote
December 30, 2009 10:09pm UTC

that's what she said
please
that's what you wish she said
mine don't jock

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CornDogs
posted a quote
November 18, 2009 4:50pm UTC

girls are like fortune cookies
you have to crack them open
to figure out whats really inside.
credit to me please don't jock even if you give credit

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CornDogs
posted a quote
November 18, 2009 4:35pm UTC

you can't count the number of stars in the sky
that i used to wish for you
i don't know if this is on here sorry if it it but anyways credit to me. again please don't get mad if you already wrote this i will delete it if you want

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CornDogs
posted a quote
November 17, 2009 5:58pm UTC

+& Yes I still...
Use the shampoo to style my hair like i'm George Washington when i'm in the shower
GRace to finish my work first, yell DONE, and look around to make sure i was firstG
♥Randomly break out singing "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." ♥
NNBite the head off my animal crackers first so that they don't sufferNN
KUse the phrase "your face is ugly" for almost every comebackK
]Start singing "The Wheels on the Bus" on the ride to school]
"S" Shout ooooooh you said the "s" word (shut up) "S"
{{Giggle at words like poop, fart, and butt{{
And just all around act like I'm five years old♥
♥And you know what ????
I love it!!!!
♥♥♥
all mine i know there are others like this but i made this up myself please no jocking even if you do give credit

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CornDogs
posted a quote
November 16, 2009 5:32pm UTC

You are the sun that makes my Rainbow after a storm.
no jocking please even if you do give me credit

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CornDogs
posted a quote
November 14, 2009 6:27pm UTC

please don't think about
me again today.
.because every single
time I start too
run through
your mind
I trip
♥
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