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伤*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:24am UTC

My love for one direction is as big as
harry's hands
Liam's heart
Niall's appetite
Zayn's ego
Louis' bum
♥
format credit to OneDirection/MINE

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k4sper
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 2:07pm UTC

I get so awkward and don't know what to say when someone compliments me. It's like:
Person: you look good today
Me: happy christmas
- Tumblr

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sillyspiders29
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 3:06pm UTC

*Me and my best guy friend are texting playing truth or dare*
Him: Truth or dare?
Me: Umm, Truth
Him: What is your cup size.
Me: 16 ounces!

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StarlitCove
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:20am UTC

TAKE ME AS I AM.
or watch me as i go.
nmq

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伤*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:14am UTC

"Once while peforming in dublin
niall gave his guitar pick
to a little girl in the audience"
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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runningislife*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 2:08pm UTC

credittorunningislife
Curled up on your bed, music playing,
and just wanting to cry.
mq

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Onism*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 10:07am UTC

When someone else
Is typing really slow and you feel annoyed just looking at them.

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IBeHetze
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 3:26pm UTC

hahahahahahah,
i hate everyone.

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standstill_lookpretty
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 4:51am UTC

me: *drops ice cube*
me: *checks to see that no one's around*
me: *kicks ice cube under the fridge*
there's probably a quote like this somewhere but I only posted it because it just happened to me so idk if you'd count this as jocked or not

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:11pm UTC

I wish my friend's houses
were connected to mine, via secret tunnels.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 9:01am UTC

Dutchman: Owww-ooooooooo
Spongebob: Heh heh heh heh heh
Patrick: Leedle leedle leedle lee

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:36pm UTC

F is for friends who don't talk to you
U is for ur alone
N is never having plans at all, all I do is sit at home.

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keegster
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 1:01pm UTC

June 20th already? Whoa there, slow down summer.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC

I've always wanted to say:
"Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
*Draws Mickey outline*

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 10:43am UTC

Just because somebody flirts with you,
doesn’t mean they like you.
Just because somebody likes you.
doesn’t mean they want to go out with you.
Just because somebody goes out with you,
doesn’t mean they love you.
Just because somebody loves you,
doesn’t mean they won’t hurt you.
Because people lie & things change.
Boyfriends cheat, best friends leave,
& there will always be those people that would kill to see you fall.

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 10:29pm UTC

i'm always disappointed when
a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 8:00pm UTC

When he holds your chin
to kiss you.
loljk. i like cats.

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DreamOfParadise913
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Teacher: So class, we all know there is no real definition of love, but what is yours?
Class: ...
Guy That's Usually Quiet: *raises hand* To me, love is complicated, but it's something real. It's when you see someone as they are and what they are, no matter what's wrong with them. It's when you see someone as completely perfect, even though they may have a billion imperfections. It's when you can't get that one person off your mind, no matter how hard you try. It's when even the slightest thing they say or do, changes you completely. And it's when you can't give up on them, even though you know that they've already given up on you. Love is the glue that holds the world together, in my opinion.
True story.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:11pm UTC

||||||||||||There are four stages in life. When you believe in santa, when you don't, when you are santa, and when you look like santa [][][][]

it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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misshyfr
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 10:30pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
You Can't Stop Eating
Cause The Food Is That Good
♥

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