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  1. irishdancer10 irishdancer10
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Rawr
    Does not mean I love you in dinosaur. Have you seen Jurassic Park? It means "I'm gonna f*cking eat you!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. ThaatGirrlSavannah ThaatGirrlSavannah
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:23am UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  4. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 5:02am UTC
    How normal people see offensiveness: OMFG YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU B**CH!
    Tumblr people: ................
    Me: I want bacon.

  5. theoni95 theoni95
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 6:10am UTC
    When your home alone &
    Someone knocks on your door:
    10% say 'who is it'
    64% look through the peep hole
    25% open the door
    1% Crawl quietly to the door and look through the window to make shure its not a masked murder
    Fave if your that 1%

  6. getlifted420 getlifted420
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    and i'm like "wait, hold up...please let me roll up" ☮

  7. itslocked101 itslocked101
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Watching blood as it runs down my wrist... and all my pain trickles away with it. And I'm finally at peace again. </3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. getlifted420 getlifted420
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    comment if you love your boyfriend/girlfriend
    fav if you love your cat ♥

  10. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    When you're cutting something,
    & the scissors glide.
    F/ck yes.

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