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getlifted420

1. getlifted420
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   December 25, 2012 8:58pm UTC
   BAH HUMBUG!
   
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2. getlifted420
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   December 22, 2012 11:56am UTC
   12/22/12
   well this is awkward...
   
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3. getlifted420
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   December 21, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   don't worry mayans, if you get it wrong it's not the end of the world...
   
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4. getlifted420
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   December 18, 2012 12:52pm UTC
   & what if you could grow weed with a chia pet... i'll just let that sink in
   
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5. getlifted420
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   December 18, 2012 12:00pm UTC
   if a zombie apocalypse were to happen in vegas...
   would it stay in vegas?
   
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6. getlifted420
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   December 18, 2012 11:58am UTC
   cute old man pick up line: hey baby, you better call life alert because i've fallen for you and can't get back up (;
   
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7. getlifted420
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   December 18, 2012 11:55am UTC
   wearing crocs to protect your virginity.
   
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8. getlifted420
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   December 18, 2012 11:52am UTC
   is google a girl or a boy? it's obviously a girl because it won't let you finish a sentence without giving suggestions.
   
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9. getlifted420
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   December 18, 2012 11:50am UTC
   i whip my stairs back and forth
   -halls of hogwarts
   
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10. getlifted420
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    December 18, 2012 11:47am UTC
    i'm supposed to wear a shell but i don't
    #SLUGLYFE
    
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11. getlifted420
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    December 18, 2012 11:42am UTC
    i guess we'll never found out who let the dogs out..
    
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12. getlifted420
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    December 18, 2012 11:40am UTC
    do you have 11 protons? because you're sodium fine..
    
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13. getlifted420
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    December 18, 2012 11:37am UTC
    you've cat to be kitten me right meow
    :3
    
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14. getlifted420
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    December 18, 2012 11:35am UTC
    carrying 15 grocery bags in each hand because two trips are for p*ssies..
    
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15. getlifted420
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    December 18, 2012 11:32am UTC
    i thought i saw shaggy but it wasn't him
    
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16. getlifted420
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    December 18, 2012 11:28am UTC
    cripple jokes aren't funny, i can't stand them...
    
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17. getlifted420
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    December 18, 2012 11:26am UTC
    so the new titanic 3D is out, maybe they'll
    see the ice burg this time.
    *ba dum tss*
    
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18. getlifted420
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    December 18, 2012 11:22am UTC
    it's funny how sitting boy, girl, boy, girl used to be punishment..
    
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19. getlifted420
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    December 18, 2012 11:19am UTC
    attractive guy: hey
    me: is this some kind of sick joke?
    
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20. getlifted420
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 11:16am UTC
    putting a pretty shirt over your muffintop doesn't make you a cupcake...
    
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