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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    does anyone else tilt their paper nearly upside down while writing or is that just me ??

  2. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    am i the only one who gets more flattered when a stranger or someone i know a little about says 'you're pretty' or 'you're talented' than when your best friend says it. I mean, I do get happy when my best friend compliments me but i just feel like its her 'duty' to say that since she's my friend, ya know? but a stranger has a choice to say it and that makes it more special. please tell me i'm not the only one.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    TALL BOYS
    WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 10/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    you're all really pretty so shut the fck up.

  6. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    why the f/ck do people like pulp. what. would you like some seaweed in your water? some cow hair in your milk

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    All I'm saying is that it's a little suspicious how most of the guys at my school are, like, 5'8" at the tallest and then all the football players are, like, 10 ft tall.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    kiss the hell out of me, please.

  9. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    I once recorded myself singing
    and then when I listened to it I didn't talk for 3 days straight

  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Is it just me or does the music sound so much
    louder when you pause it to go do something then come
    back a few minutes later

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    THE PERFECT WEIGHT
    HEIGHT WEIGHT YOU ARE
    4'10" yours loved
    4'11" yours beautiful
    5'0" yours smart
    5'1" yours cute
    5'2" yours worth it
    5'3" yours a sweetheart
    5'4" yours fierce
    5'5" yours cared about
    5'6" yours unique
    5'7" yours adorable
    5'8" yours bright
    5'9" yours important
    5'10" yours kind
    5'11" yours brave
    everyone yours already perfect

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Me: Yes. This quote is hilarious.
    Me: *posts quote*
    Six minutes later
    Me: Nobody faved it yet.
    Me: *signs into my 30 other accounts to fave it so that other people will see it*

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    I heard a dog bark today so I barked back
    and it barked the exact same way and we went
    back and forth until my friend told me that it was
    just my voice echoing and I had been barking to
    myself for 5 minutes straight

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    "why don't you have a boyfriend?"
    have you looked at me for over 5 seconds that's why

  15. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    so i coach a bunch of 9 & 10 year olds and they asked me if i had a boyfriend and i told them that i didn't. and one of them went--
    "how do you not have a boyfriend? you're so pretty and cute and funny and nice. they're all missing out."

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    It’s ok Miley
    Everybody makes mistakes
    Everybody has those days

  18. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I like bands
    more than I like you.

  19. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    There are
    infinate numbers between 0 and 1.
    There's .1 and .12 and .112. Of course,
    there is a bigger infinate set of numbers
    between 0 and 2, or between 0 and
    one million. Some infinities are
    bigger than other infinities.
    A writer we used to like taugh us that.
    There are days, many of them, when
    I resent the size of my unbounded set
    I want more numbers than I am likely
    to get, and God, I want more numbers
    For Agustus Waters than he got. But
    Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how
    thankful I am for our little infinity. I
    wouldn't trade it for the world. You gave
    me a forever within the numbered days,
    a n d I ' m g r a t e f u l .

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Internet Explorer: At least we still have each other
    White Crayon: Yeah

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