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froyo_lover99

1. froyo_lover99
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   July 6, 2012 2:40pm UTC
   so a little boy got lost at a ymca and found himself in a womens locker room all the wemen were shrikeing and the boy said whats the matter havent ya seen a little boy before
   
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2. froyo_lover99
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   June 12, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   you know how on cheerios there like the proof is in how it lowers colestroloel there right the proof is in the box its a 0
   
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3. froyo_lover99
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   June 9, 2012 2:39pm UTC
   Fav if u like katy perry more than 1 direction comment if u like 1 direction more than katy perry
   
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4. froyo_lover99
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   June 9, 2012 1:14pm UTC
   if someone tells you i know u r but what am i say the last time i heard that i fell off my dinosaur
   
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5. froyo_lover99
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   June 9, 2012 1:11pm UTC
   i was sitting in class a boy beside me was bragging about how fast he could run so i turned a round and said youd be the fastest kid alive if your legs ran as fast as your mouth
   
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6. froyo_lover99
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   June 7, 2012 7:08pm UTC
   ok so my brother loves to hunt and hes pretty good and he brags about alot anyways he was driving home my grandpas truck they have chickens in their yard and hes been afraid of them ever since he was little so he was messing with the roooster using a stick so he turns around to go inside and the thing comes after him so hes running and screaming blooddy murder he tripped and fell and it was coming toward him so he twists in air scratches his back then kicks it then here comes my grandpa who thought something was really wrong. then my grandpa said aww big bad hunter gets chased by a rooster
   
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7. froyo_lover99
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   June 7, 2012 2:22pm UTC
   a little girl is riding in the car with her grandma whos a florist she taking flowers to a woman who just got her uterus takin out the girl said why are we taking her flowers because she got her uterus takin out the little girl says so she cant pee!
   
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8. froyo_lover99
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   June 7, 2012 2:17pm UTC
   me: playing with my food
   mom:stop playing with your food
   me: why your the one who convinced me it was a train the first 3 years of my life
   
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