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cupcake_lover88
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July 8, 2012 1:03pm UTC

me: * smiling at cute text on phone*
my mom:who ru texting?
me: um jake
my mom: jake who
me : um jake from um jake from state farm.

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cupcake_lover88
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July 8, 2012 9:43pm UTC

there will be a day with no more tears
no more pain
no more fears
there will be a day he will wipe away the tears
there will be a day when we see jesus face to face......

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cocochuchututu
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 2:59pm UTC

Stumbl ed across witty by accident.
staying on purpose.
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Naturex
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July 3, 2012 3:00pm UTC

That annoying kid who reminds teachers about tests and quizzes -__-

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ishiplarrystylinson
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July 3, 2012 2:53pm UTC

If tomatoes are a fruit....
does that mean ketchups a smoothie?
10 favs and ill do a series called "the questions that haunt me at night(;"

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cupcake_lover88
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June 7, 2012 2:44pm UTC

proluge
My name is Madilee Mae Jetmound im 15 years old. i live in a small town,nothing ever happens here. Somthing did happen though.... it happend to me, and my sister katrina. we were all at a party llate friday night, we didnt think anything would happen that night. All our friends were there so we were poitive that nothing would happen, at least not to us anyways, but what did happen none of us could have predicted.......
so this is a true story it happend two years ago im changing it alittle and i would love some feed back plz none about my grammer or spelling!!(: so yea should i keep goin?

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HerSmileHidesHerPain
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June 9, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Why Didn't Noah Kill The Mosquitos When There Was Only TWO? D:

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beautifulgirl20
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 3:46pm UTC

Always be yourself
Unless you can be batman,
then you choose batman.
Format by DestinyTulip

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CoolStoryBruda
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June 9, 2012 3:16pm UTC

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
True story Bro.

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keepcalmandlovezayn
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June 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC

I hate it when waiters/waitresses ask you "Is that all?",like no i'd like a monkey and some pomegranites.(:

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Sooryforpartyrockin
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Blue Eyes
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind,
pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always
fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They
are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They
love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight
up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad to the bone.
If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss
sometime in the next 5 days.
*Not Mine, I just have Blue Eyes and I thought this describes me PERFECTLY!!!! :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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racheythequeen
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June 9, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Mario has the ability to break blocks with his own head , yet he dies when touching a turtle.o.O

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briannamegan
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June 9, 2012 12:50pm UTC

Math teacher: i have 6 drinks in one hand and 5 in the other what do i have?
Kid: a drinking problem
Teacher:
Kid:
Class:hahahahhah

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cupcake_lover88
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May 31, 2012 10:53pm UTC

ok so we were taking a carreer test at school and we got our resaults back and i had over a hundered jobs and we all were looking at eachothers reasaults and my froiend ashlyns papper said srry no jobs were found to match you so i wrote on her paper its time to call it quits and be a hobbo(;

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cupcake_lover88
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:31am UTC

i shall call him squishy and he shall be mine(:<

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Awkward3564
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June 6, 2012 4:14pm UTC

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Three Men were Drunk, they Stopped a taxi. The Taxi driver figured that they were drunk, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them, "We arrived." The first guy gave him money, second guy said thanks, but the third guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must've realized that the car didn't move an inch. So he asked, "What was that for?"
"Control your speed next time, you almost killed us!"
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CaliGirlSwag
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June 6, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Did you eat yet?
Did you eat yet?
Are you copying me?
Are you copying me?
I love you!
Yeah, I ate.

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MissJaime_xx
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June 6, 2012 2:24pm UTC

11:11pm *makes a wish*11:12pmcrush texts you: hey your wish just came trueyou: actually I wished for a pony.. ♥

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