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giveyourheartabreak
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October 6, 2013 9:45am UTC

I hate when teacher's are like
"I don't grade anything over the weekend because that weekend is my time,"
And then they give you like 20 hours of homework.
Excuse me, please explain to me how this is fair.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 5, 2013 4:42pm UTC

I'm not crying I just have Mayday Parade in my eyes

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dreamer*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 5:24am UTC

If i was a criminal
i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would
only see one footprint every few meters and they'd look for a one-legged man
with powerful jumping muscles instead of me.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 5, 2013 2:10pm UTC

If you ever buy me beanies, sweaters, or candy corn I will love you forever and there is no denying it I will marry you

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 5, 2013 2:33pm UTC

You told me "Please, don't ever k!ll yourself"
But you were the one who pulled the trigger.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 6:03am UTC

You never realize how good water tastes....
Until you feel like you are dying of thirst.
o.o

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ViolinBoy
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October 5, 2013 9:31pm UTC

I had a nightmare about not finishing a project this is what school has done to me

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CookieMonster09*
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October 5, 2013 4:53pm UTC

unless you’re fictional i do not care about your drama

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 6:21pm UTC

❝
i. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.
ii. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.
iii. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come—get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed—you will think about the bus again.
iv. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you.
v. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.
vi. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.
vii. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway?
viii. When you feel the yearning for a new city—start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment.
ix. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring.
x. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See crappy local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live.
Wake up.
Live your life.
And love every moment of it.
❞

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 9:54pm UTC

All school gives me is anxiety and the pressure to be perfect.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 7:08pm UTC

I am thinking about suicide right now.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 4:59pm UTC

What if every band had the word gays in it?
Sleeping with gays, Green gays, All Time gays, One Direction, Forever the gays, My gay Romance...

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 8:06pm UTC

What are we
facing
today?
1. USA attacks Syrian army.
2. Russia defends Syrian army.
3. Iran gets p.ssed off and attacks Isreal.
4. USA defends Israel and attacks Iran.
5. ALL OUT WAR.
The planet is a gift given to each one of us. It allows us to live, it gives us what we need.
It's our job to protect it from harm.. Not allow people to destroy it.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Too bad you can't get abs from laughing at your
own jokes because I would have an eight pack.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Saw the premeire of This Is Us the other day... with my mom
She said she's a directioner now
...
I'm scared.

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Chris*
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September 2, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Him: You're beautiful
Me: You're drunk

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The Sleeping Wallflower*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 8:26pm UTC

Never I repeat NEVER eat a banana in front of a guy!!!!!!!!

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
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September 2, 2013 9:21pm UTC

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pajamas, and stays at home;
while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off of glass tables while dancing to the weeknd’s music.
and yet i am neither of these girls

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 6:06pm UTC

I'm this type of girl,
That when a criminal would abduct me,
He'd look at me and be like,
''Eww, too ugly.''
And let me go.

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Heartless17*
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September 2, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Here's to the people who have told their "friend" they like someone, and their "friend" goes out with that person.

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