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1. dunner*
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2015 4:53am UTC
   I'm not the friend that tells you that you are making a stupid decision when you care so much about it. I support said stupid decision and will follow you through with it. We will both look like idiots. But heck, we did it together.
   
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2. dunner*
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   July 15, 2015 1:05am UTC
   People often talk about leaving home and going out into the world. I have done just that and I am the epitomy of lonely.
   Love your roots kids.
   
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3. dunner*
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   June 8, 2015 5:22am UTC
   I fear the supernatural.
   Spiders? Ok.
   Snakes? Cool.
   Knives? Nice.
   Heights? No problem.
   Ghosts? GET ME THE FCK OUTTA HERE!!!!! WHO PUT THESE
   ONIONS HERE LET ME OUT!!!!!
   
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4. dunner*
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   June 6, 2015 6:48am UTC
   I kind of live vicariously through reality tv and risque tv shows.
   
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5. dunner*
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   May 26, 2015 7:31pm UTC
   It takes an amazing amount of self control not to break
   something precious of yours.
   
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6. dunner*
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   May 3, 2015 4:33am UTC
   I wanted a fight, not a dance.
   I guess talking a big game outside the ring means running away, huh?
   
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7. dunner*
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   April 21, 2015 8:00am UTC
   "It's sad because I see you looking at other people looking for perfection and you never look at yourself. You have everything and nothing."
   
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8. dunner*
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   April 16, 2015 2:20am UTC
   "I love her we're gonna be forever!"
   "God I'm tired of that btch."
   My cousin everyone.
   
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9. dunner*
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   April 12, 2015 4:27am UTC
   I think it's disturbing that on some published books and on some casual writings online people think that a stockholme syndrome/abusive relationship constitutes the makings of a good love story. Two words. It doesn't.
   
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10. dunner*
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    April 9, 2015 6:01pm UTC
    I know I'm not the only one to check the keyboard letters after seeing a mispelled word just to see if that typo made sense.
    
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11. dunner*
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    April 8, 2015 7:24pm UTC
    "Being beautiful is a decision you can make."
    -Fancy Feast
    
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12. dunner*
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    April 1, 2015 8:09pm UTC
    "Just tell them a story that they want to hear. That's what I've been doing since I got here."
    "Why?"
    "Because these people are children and children like stories."
    
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13. dunner*
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    March 27, 2015 7:26pm UTC
    I think it's totally unfair to get mad at anyone for their preference in gender and appearance. It's biology. If someone has a preference towards a certain ethnicity, body type, and gender it's not their fault if they say they don't like the opposite of their preference.
    
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14. dunner*
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    March 25, 2015 3:32am UTC
    When you see two people who are going out or want to but they can't express their affections and so they just look at each other. Y'all know that tension's real. But when you just happen to be RIGHT in the middle of that. HOLY FLAVORED FUDGE IT'S THE MOST AWKWARD AND INTENSE CRAP.
    
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15. dunner*
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    March 24, 2015 2:09am UTC
    I like to swim in a pool of bad judgment and come up blaming others.
    
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16. dunner*
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    March 21, 2015 11:46pm UTC
    I remember chilling with my two honest to goodness Asian friends drinking starbucks in California and we were so relaxed one of them removed her flats and propped her feet on the bench. She was messing around with her feet until a group of boys riding a go cart drive by, look at us, smile, and carry on. I and my other friend didn't mind this at all and just slurped our drinks. But the one who had her feet propped up got all flustered when they drove by and started hurriedly shoving her feet in her flats and trying to look good. Being me, I gave her a look. She realizes what she's done and says in a hushed embarrassed tone,
    "I'm REALLY into white boys okay?"
    
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17. dunner*
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    March 20, 2015 8:35am UTC
    I think it's amazing how people have different eye colors, in different shades, and some even with mismatched colors.
    And because I'm unique I get stuck with the darkest shade of brown.
    
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18. dunner*
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    March 14, 2015 10:23pm UTC
    I find it hilarious that adults start hating younger people because apparently the youth don't have any amount of respect for them.
    Respect has to be earned, Fat Wrinkles. Earn it.
    
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19. dunner*
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    March 12, 2015 5:39am UTC
    Some guys just shouldn't flip their hair.
    YOU! yeah YOU! Yeah I'm talking to you.
    You look like you're having a seizure STOP!
    
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20. dunner*
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    December 27, 2014 4:14am UTC
    "He's singing about how stories are beautiful lies we tell ourselves, because we cant bear the harshness of reality ALL the time. Stories like OTGW, where the characters face great danger, beat the odds, battle strange powers, and win and set it all right for the inhabitants of The Unknown -- just don't happen in the real world. But we NEED to hear such tales, because we need to keep hope that we can do even a little of the same. THE most wonderful lies are a good story told with friends."
    (by: whatthehellpeople i give credit where it's due)
    
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