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dunner*
posted a quote
December 22, 2014 11:53pm UTC

"Men's greatest weakness is their facade of strength.
Women's greatest strength is their facade of weakness."

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dunner*
posted a quote
December 15, 2014 11:36pm UTC

I got my fingers laced together
And I've made a little prison
And I'm marking up everyone
Whose. Ever. Laid. A. Finger. On. Me.

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dunner*
posted a quote
December 3, 2014 7:14am UTC

Tour guide: Our artifacts show the lives of a strong, resilient, ancient people that will be remembered.
In your generations terms I'll put it this way.
Your trends show that there are new people that will be remembered:
J.K. Rowling for writing a beloved world of wizards.
Usain Bolt for being the fastest man alive.
Obama for being the first black president of the USA.
Lady Gaga for her most creative outfits.
And Lindsay Lohan for making the stupidest of decisions.

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dunner*
posted a quote
October 22, 2014 3:36am UTC

Sometimes you look around at all the faces that surround you and
one face stays with you.
You ponder about that face for awhile.
You think to yourself,
"That guy looks like a Greg."
And you nod to yourself satisfied.

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dunner*
posted a quote
October 22, 2014 3:25am UTC

That moment when you and a person who mostly disagrees with you collide forces and hate on that one @sshat.
It's something beautiful.

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dunner*
posted a quote
October 17, 2014 1:59am UTC

When the party is lame because of the lack of alcohol.
Y'all. Need. Jesus.
(did ya get it did ya get it)

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dunner*
posted a quote
October 13, 2014 6:18am UTC

Please tell us no wait assert how "unique" and "different" you are while we're all struggling to find some tiny piece of sanity amidst your self indulgence.
Seriously.
It's not like we have anything better to do.
(seething sarcasm)

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dunner*
posted a quote
October 13, 2014 6:10am UTC

It's messed up how we glorify the truly damaged.
They need help not an encouragement to hurt themselves.

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dunner*
posted a quote
October 9, 2014 7:11am UTC

Sometimes you look at a person and you think their drop dead gorgeous but after awhile they start to get look normal or just plain ugly. Other times you meet someone that you think is meh and then after awhile you wonder why you haven't noticed such a fine looking creature in your life.

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dunner*
posted a quote
October 5, 2014 8:19am UTC

That moment when your friends try to act all calm, professional, and collected around other people when you know that deep down they're a whole bowl of crazy.

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dunner*
posted a quote
September 27, 2014 1:30am UTC

I would like to thank the adults that don't do anything at all for anyone, look out only for themselves, and hurt other people because they can. I would clap but it's kinda hard with both my hands holding up the finger.
Hahaha f*ck you.

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dunner*
posted a quote
September 27, 2014 1:26am UTC

Dont f*ck with my love
That heart is so cold
All over my arm
I dont want to know that babe.

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dunner*
posted a quote
September 10, 2014 6:30am UTC

Each dream we have is given a reality eventually.

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dunner*
posted a quote
September 3, 2014 8:02am UTC

I appreciate people who can communicate in the most profound intellectual way that makes you think and in turn I want to express how much gratitude and appreciation I have for that so I think of something inspirational or as eloquent as what they just said.
1000% of the time I just end up saying something along the lines of,
"Woah, that's like so deep bruh."

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dunner*
posted a quote
August 31, 2014 7:18pm UTC

I believe the dark, the dangerous, and the damaged are beautiful.

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dunner*
posted a quote
August 29, 2014 8:13am UTC

She read him her stories about faraway lands while he stayed in the present falling in love with her voice.

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dunner*
posted a quote
August 26, 2014 6:19am UTC

So one of my classmates started calling his girlfriend (or shoud i say ex now?) a conniving succubus (s at the end must be pronounced elongated and with the feeling of hatred.) Welp I guess that ended badly.

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dunner*
posted a quote
August 20, 2014 2:41am UTC

Oh please elaborate on how you're so much better than me because of your music taste.

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dunner*
posted a quote
August 19, 2014 6:59am UTC

I know my singing skills are horrible but a Disney song is coming up. You better settle down and cover your earss because sure as heck,
I'm belting this motherf*cker.

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dunner*
posted a quote
August 19, 2014 6:57am UTC

To the pretentious fellow that takes every single little thing into offense. Yeah, you know who you are.
CALM. THE. F*CK. DOWN.
Christ we're just talking about topperware don't need to go all ballistic.

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