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AnaCastro196 · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure I can create beautiful babies...
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dunner* · 8 years ago
Guess that's what the booze is for huh?
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LifeIsStrange · 8 years ago
i feel your pain
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Cupcake145* · 9 years ago
This quote is 100% true. I love this!
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tacowoman · 9 years ago
i know these feels so bad
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Ashleyray123 · 9 years ago
People who can write and share their own quotes are more talented and original, period...it takes literally no effort or originality to repost someone else's quote or phrase....everyone wants to believe they are all deep and meaningful, there is no doubt there are some amazing writers and poets on this site, but the fact is, lots of people just can't write or think of anything and shouldn't act like they can....because its not fair to the people who are actually brave enough to share their thoughts with the world, instead of copying and pasting them
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justkiddiing · 9 years ago
I'm not american either (european) but with us, you have the 12y/o sl*ts, the houseparties aswel. we eatlot's of food without rice.. don't know how that's like, pretty normal to my standards. And we actually have a lot of hipsters aswel, but just as much normal looking or other styled peope
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dunner* · 9 years ago
Thank you so much! I will try these out.:D
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
Add in calorie-dense foods - put stuff like avocado on sandwiches, white bread instead of wholemeal, opt for creamy pastas and stuff like that when eating out, beans and
Have full-fat dairy instead of the low-fat options, if you don't already
Have snacks to pick at while you're doing homework or watching TV - stuff like chips (crisps) or crackers & dip, pretzels, candy, chocolate, nuts if you aren't allergic, etc.
Eat often - have snacks throughout the day.
Do muscle workouts - weights, squats, lunges, sit-ups and that sort of thing help increase muscle which in turn causes your weight to rise.
Eat more protein - eggs, nuts, meat, tofu, fish, cheese, beans, all that kind of thing has a good amount of protein in it.
It might help to work out your BMR (Basal Metabolic Rate) to determine how many calories you need to be eating to maintain/gain weight and proceeding to eat the necessary amount with calorie counting.
Get lazy! Minimise the amount of calories you expend by spending time curled up on the couch in front of the tv or on the internet.
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LostGirls* · 1 decade ago
haha omfg! your class sounds awesome!
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Rapha · 1 decade ago
Correct, but sometimes you like someone on the first sight despite that he/she isn't pretty..
So sometimes it's not always about how you look, it's just that thing in you that blows the minds aside from your face
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LubnaHML · 1 decade ago
story of my life
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dunner* · 1 decade ago
I thought i was the only one! my brain just freezing trying to figure out a comeback -.-
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
seriously .-. the struggle is real lmao
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dream_outloud · 1 decade ago
I'm like let me tag it with the most irrelevant thing ever
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dunner* · 1 decade ago
haha no thanks im good
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Fall4you · 1 decade ago
i love nigahiga!
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GucciMane · 1 decade ago
that's stupid.
you wouldn't be hated, i bet you're gorgeous :)
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FashionxxBeauty · 1 decade ago
holla
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