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bye*
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July 18, 2013 4:40pm UTC

once when I was on my period I dropped a bowl of cheese ball/s on the floor and sat down and cried for an hour if that doesn’t explain periods then idk what does

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happiest*
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June 8, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Friend : let's go to a party
Me : i can't
Me : i'm ugly

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BravoSierra
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June 12, 2013 1:43pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Nobody texts faster
than a píssed off girl.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Next time someone tells me I'm "too childish", I'm just going to look them
directly in the eyes and say very calmly, "You are what you eat." Then I'm going to walk away slowly maintaining eye contact the entire time.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face
in person, just reflections and pictures

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KT_143
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June 12, 2013 1:50pm UTC

I want a tampon commercial where the woman are fighting zombies or some sh.t.
And they're all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly at the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
"For the fighting spirit."
It would be called the Tampocalypse.
Because periods aren't all 'Let me parade around in my motherf.cking white bikini at the beach
while doing back flips and faffing about through a field of daisies.
IT'S LITERALLY A BLOODBATH!
IT'S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, F.CKER I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!
Tampocalypse

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Have you ever wondered what
The exact place where you're standing looked like 50,000 years ago?

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bye*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 7:40pm UTC

someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:16pm UTC

If you get a boyfriend, does that mean you have to spend less time on the
internet becaue I don't know if I'm prepared for that.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC

making a joke
in front of a ton of people
and having them all crack up
is one if the most beautiful feelings
you’ll ever feel.
Don’t deny it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Do you ever
just stare at really attractive people and think
“how” ?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 3:00pm UTC

"I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair"
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. So, I embrace my sh.tty writing.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 1:45pm UTC

I used to think I was unphotogenic.
Then I found out I'm just ugly.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC

all i do
at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Doctor: The more colorful your diet is, the healthier you will be.
Me: *eats bag of jellybeans*
Me: Nailed it

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bye*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 5:50pm UTC

when i was in elementary school this f/cking b/tch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother f/cking jungle gym

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