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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    Me: *Takes 70 selfies*
    Me: *Deletes 70 selfies*

  2. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Me: Hey, I just met you!
    Me: And this is crazy!
    Me: But you're obnoxious,
    Me: So shut up maybe?
    mq

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    We have
    a choice, to live or exist
    - Harry Styles
    Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ quote credit to OneDirection ♥

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Kevin the pigeon was louis' imaginary
    friend from when he was 6 since all the children bullied him
    due to the lack of sporting abilities,
    LOUIS STILL CAN'T PLAY TENNIS
    WITHOUT CRYING

    format credit to OneDirection

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    You have no idea
    How many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.

  7. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    I wish...
    there was a secret handshake that only us Wittians' knew,
    because if there was I would go in the middle of a big croud and
    do it, and see who does it back.

  8. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    My 16th birthday is this Saturday.
    All I really want is for One Direction
    To reply, retweet, or follow me on Twitter.
    Any ideas how I can get them to notice me?

  9. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Just girly things #2
    Laughing uncontrollably until your stomach hurts.

    nmf
    credit: ShesFullOfHope

  10. rebelde20 rebelde20
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    I wanna stay up all night
    And jump around until we see the sun

  11. xomrsseguinox98 xomrsseguinox98
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Before One Direction there was Justin Bieber.
    Before Justin Bieber there were the Jonas Brothers.
    Before the Jonas Brothers there was Hannah Montana.
    Before Hannah Montana there was Jesse McCartney.
    Before Jesse McCartney there was Hilary Duff.
    Fav if any of these artist/bands are or used to be your favorite.

  12. flyfearless22 flyfearless22
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Live like Niall and laugh at everything.
    Live like Louis,don't take things seriously.
    Live like Liam, and never give up.
    Live like Zayn, and be a child forever.
    Live like Harry, and love people for who they are.
    1D<3

  13. MaggieHaha MaggieHaha happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    BEST FRIENDS
    we are the kind of people that laugh at a joke three times.
    once when its told;
    the second time when they explain it;
    and (5min later...) when we finally get it ♥

  14. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    One Directions confirmed tracklist
    For their second album:
    Impulsive Love
    Torn
    Close to Me
    A Day Like This
    Glow
    Allison
    Make Me Break
    Treat You Right
    The Arena
    (Featuring Zayn Malik & Conor Maynard)
    Moonlight
    Say No More
    Waste It All
    I'll Be Your Warrior
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  15. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    " I bet you read this
    because you though it
    was abou t One Direction."
    - Sorry, Not Sorry.
    format credit to OneDirection *dont hate* I LIKE THEM.

  16. heartbroken84 heartbroken84
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Who else remembers...
    Lizzie McGuire
    Hannah Montana
    Suite Life of Zack and Cody
    That's So Raven
    Life with Derek
    Kim Possible
    The Rugrats
    American Dragon: Jake Long
    Even Stevens
    Phil Of the Future
    Jonas L.A
    Drake and Josh
    Fairly Odd Parents
    Hey Arnold
    Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
    Power Puff Girls
    Ed, Edd, and Eddy
    I sure miss 'em
    Nmf/nmq
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. KattyBieber KattyBieber
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    Making up fake rules when
    there is a subsitute teacher.

  18. guardgirlie13 guardgirlie13
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    learning how to survive school when you were younger by watching ned's declassified: school survival guide(;

  19. unpepinillovaquero14 unpepinillovaquero14
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Ken: I love you Barbie
    Barbie:
    Ken:
    Barbie:
    Ken: That's the part where you say 'I love you, too'
    Barbie: I don't love you, though. Have you seen the One Direction dolls?
    Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

  20. lexishea99 lexishea99
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    I'm always that girl, who listens to other peoples problems. I'm always that girl, who comforts people, when they need a friend.
    But maybe sometimes, this
    girl needs someone there for her.

:)

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