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  1. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Format by the_Anonym0usXD (don't remove the effing credit or i'll scratch your face with my sexy claws.
    COME AND GET ME,
    HARRY STYLES
    format by the_An0nym0usXD

  2. duckie1235 duckie1235
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    * What makes you beautiful is that you gotta be you and one thing i want more than this is to stay up all night with you. I wish you could tell me a lie that you were not taken. I want to know everything about you. I'd make the same mistakes if i save you tonight. But you stole my heart, so stand up and remember these moments. *

  3. RebeccaLynn05 RebeccaLynn05
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    When I walk laps in gym;
    Teacher: Becca, why aren't you running your laps?! Don't be lazy!
    Me: They're not running either! (points to other girls walking)
    Teacher: Well we're not talking about them, we're talking about you. If they jumped off a bridge would you? You need to focus on what you're doing not what everyone else is doing!
    When other girls walk laps in gym;
    Teacher: Why aren't you running?
    Girl: She's not running. (points to me)
    Teacher: Yeah Becca, why aren't you running?! (walks towards me and gives me long lecture)
    My teacher hates me!!!!!!

  4. Lia Lia
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line :) <3

  5. TurtleLover4 TurtleLover4
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Me: Written in the stars
    Teacher: Where?
    Me: A million miles away.
    Teacher: Stop this nonsense. I will call your parents.
    Me: A message to the main, oohhh.
    Teacher: Summerschool it is!
    Me: Seasons come and go!
    Teacher: YOU NEED A SERIOUS ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!
    Me: But I will never change!
    Teacher: PRINCIPALS OFFICE! NOW!
    Me: Im on my way!
    Teacher: Im giving you an at-home suspension!!!
    Me: *takes out earbuds*
    Me: lol. whats going on?

  6. Br33zyLovesYou Br33zyLovesYou
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    BAND ALERT
    Is One Direction a good band?
    Yes (Fave)
    No
    (Comment)

  7. ForeverADirectioner ForeverADirectioner
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 8:29pm UTC
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  8. stefi14 stefi14
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLI
    YOU ARE LOVED AND MISSED
    <3

  9. TheGirlWhoDared TheGirlWhoDared
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Preference 1-
    Buying Your First Pet
    COMMENT SUGGESTIONS!!!
    Harry- “I want a cat love!” Harry persisted as you two entered the Pet Store. “We should start with something easier, like a gerbil!” You walk over to the gerbils and turn around to show Harry a little brown one. But he’s not standing there. “Harry?” You say. “Babe, I found the perfect pet!” You walk over to see him holding a little black kitten with white paws. “But, Harry…” He gives you the puppy dog eyes. “Ok fine I admit she’s perfect!”
    Liam- “I want to get two turtles.” Liam Said. “Well, ok and what shall we name them? “Jessie And Woody!” He gives you a smile and pushes open the door to the Pet Store. You enter and walk up to the turtles. After browsing for 10 minutes, Liam calls you over. “Y/n! Come here! These two are perfect!” You walk over to see two perfect turtles next to each other. You nod and say “There perfect love!”
    Niall- You and Niall enter the pet store and look around for a little. Niall grabs your hand and leads you over to the fish section. “You want a fish Niall?” You ask. “Yes princess.” “Ok well what kind?” You look at Niall while his eyes search the tanks full of different fish. His eyes light up as he runs over to a tank that looks empty. “Is there even anything in there?” You ask and walk over to stand next to him. He puts his arm around your waist and says, “He’s all alone. We should take him home!” Niall practically begged you. You look up into his eyes, you see he’s serious. “Let’s take this little goldfish a home.” He smile and gives you a quick peck on the lips.
    Zayn- You two enter the animal shelter. He has his arm around your shoulders, and he leads you to a section full of puppies. You start tearing up at all the sad faces. He looks down at you and says, “Babe, their ok now. And we are going to give them a good home.” You smile up at him and kneel down to pet a siberian husky puppy. It licks your face, and you laugh. Zayn kneels next to you, “He’s beautiful y/n. We should get him.” You look at him and nod. You scoop up the puppy and walk up to the lady who works there, and you tell her you want to buy the puppy. You buy him and you, Zayn, and the little puppy walk out smiling.
    Louis- Louis smiles cheekily as you laugh at his cheesy joke about hamsters. “Well y/n. We should buy a hamster and name it Hammy.” You chuckle. “ok!” You enter the store and go to look at hamsters. There are so many to chose from. “Y/N! Look at this one!!!! He spilt his food! We should buy him!” You kneel and look at the little hamster who is currently burying his head in shaving. You chuckle, stand up and tell the worker you want to buy the hamster. You walk out, Louis puts his arm around you and says, “We did good y/n, we did good.”

  10. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  11. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    I would date a british boy...
    or four, and an Irish one.

  12. MaggieHaha MaggieHaha
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Heey there wittians (:
    I love witty so so much<3
    i FINALLY thought I should make an account (:
    I can't wait to meet the great people that are on here!
    comment me and i'll comment back (:

  13. findl25 findl25
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Love and Evil are only one letter apart.

  14. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  15. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  16. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 11:14am UTC
    I like girls who eat carrots.
    -Louis Tomlinson

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:43am UTC
    "We made Harry queue up for one of the rollercoaster rides,
    And he had a panic attack! He had to be calmed down by a member
    Of staff...it was so funny."
    -Louis Tomlinson
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  18. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    "We were walking in the park, and I said 'Look, there's
    A dead bird.' And Harry looked to the sky, and said 'WHERE?'"
    -Zayn Malik
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  19. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:30am UTC
    "What's the meanest thing you've ever done?"
    Liam: "Once I didn't say 'Bless you' after
    Someone sneezed."
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Harry: "Are you stupid or something?"
    Louis: "Something."
    -OneDirectionQuotes

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