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hallo1234
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April 18, 2012 8:19am UTC
We've got
2 hands
2 legs
2 eyes
2 ears
2 arms
but only one heart because it's our mission to find the person who has the other one ♥

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alibaby2014
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April 16, 2012 1:35pm UTC
Yes Officer,
I Saw The "Speed Limit" Sign, I Just Didn't See You..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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LoveMexXx
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April 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
When your'e in the shower..
&& you hear loud thumps and you think "they're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked..." nmf.

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