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July 23, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Alex
It's so hard being a single mom when you huave no kids and are a male teenager
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misssweetassugar
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July 23, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Being a person is too complicated...Time to be a unicorn.

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facebook_fails
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July 23, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Alex
I'm board
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Meghan I'm chalk, we should get together
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Alex no, BOARD! like i have nothing to do, not BORD like chalkbord. Learn to spell
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Meghan Oh god i hope you don't breed
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facebook_fails
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July 23, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Daphine Guys, we need to get off Lance Armstrong's back. Yes he did drugs but he was also the first man on the moon
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I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE
*FACEPALM*

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hey_itsgabby
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July 22, 2013 6:13pm UTC

hmm gee i really think you guys should follow hey_itsgabby (top left corner)
GO FOLLOW
hey_itsgabby

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Ariana_Here
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July 22, 2013 8:12am UTC

"When nothing is sure,
everything is possible."
-Margaret Drabble

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*VA VA VOOM*
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July 22, 2013 9:03am UTC

xXMidnightXx's format
You'll always be my best friend,
you know way too much...
I mean, I love you...

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DiNoLoVe
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July 21, 2013 8:33pm UTC

When I was little, I used to get really angry and hold my breath until I passed out XD
*didnt really happen to me, my boyfriend used to do thisXD

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pshawi
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July 20, 2013 5:31pm UTC

♛
i'm sorry,
I CAN'T TODAY.
my sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's
grandson's uncle's fish died. and yes, it was tragic.
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PSHAWI.

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CharliesTheName
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July 20, 2013 5:32pm UTC

The Office
Andy: I mean, for the record, I prefer women.
Andy: But, off the record, I'm kinda confused...

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facebook_fails
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July 18, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Craig I went for a run today and was distrupted by a small group of children who decided to run 5 ft ahead of me screaming as though they were being chased...making me apear to passer-by's like some sort of sweaty pedophile, and promoted an elderly man to yell "Leave them kids alone!'
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Hale_Storm18
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July 17, 2013 7:19pm UTC

One time when I was in seventh grade I dislocated my shoulder at a
tumbling class and when my geography teacher asked what happened, I told him I was attacked by a wild animal and he knew I was lying. So, then, he thought I lied about everything and one time there was this huge thing where most people cheated on an exam and that's the story of how I almost got suspended for not cheating on a test.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 17, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Today the Westboro Baptist Church tweeted "#GodHatesBikers"
I mean, I don't know if I'm supposed to be angry or something. It's like they're not even trying anymore. Like, they have run out of things to hate so they just opened up the dictionary and flipped to a random word. Was it like, "Hmmm 'bikers'. You know, Jesus never rode a bike so God hates bikers."

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BravoSierra
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July 17, 2013 11:31am UTC

rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
dogs run and they live for 15 years.
turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years.
lesson learned.

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BravoSierra
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July 17, 2013 11:36am UTC

me: *singing in the shower*
simon cowell: it's a no from me.

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BravoSierra
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July 17, 2013 11:39am UTC

cashier: that'll be $237.34
me: do you accept tears?

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facebook_fails
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July 17, 2013 1:19pm UTC

Facebook Fails
Guys, Steve is following me. I think I've forgetten how to breathe
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facebook_fails
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July 17, 2013 1:17pm UTC

Kyle
Over a period of 200 years, three ships perished at the same location off the coast of Wales, on the same day (December 5th) and all three had only one survivor. The tree survivors all had the name: Hugh Williams
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Hugh Williams Does anyone want to go on a cruise with me?
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