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  1. FacebookAddictxx8 FacebookAddictxx8
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    I love my best friend.
    No matter how much we fight, no matter how many tears we both cry, no matter how many times we say goodbye, she'll always be my best friend.
    When you make a promise, it's meant to be kept,
    you cannot make an exception.
    We've shared so many laughs, talked about pointless but important things,and trusted each other with everything<3
    We have a bond that we cannot break, saying goodbye is a chance we cannot take.
    Without my best friend, I'd be lost in this harsh world, lost and so lonely.

  2. ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 11:12am UTC
    "I love American accents!"
    -No one. Ever.

  3. musicaddict27 musicaddict27
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    What if Gangnam Style
    is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
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  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
    hey this one can't run away


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. BeatleManiacXD BeatleManiacXD
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Little kids say the cutest things.
    One of the kindergartners in the program where I work likes to hold my hand when we walk somewhere.
    Today, we were holding hands and he goes, "Can we be in love and get married?"
    <3 true story.
    quote credit to lorcan

  8. Beau* Beau*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 11:47am UTC
    -Twenty years from now-
    Me: So darling,do you want ham or pickles on your-
    Radio: Alright you old directioners-
    Me: OH MY GOD!
    Daughter: Not again...
    Radio: Here's a classic for you, Little Things.
    Me: Turn it up!
    Daughter: Sh/t...
    Radio: ' Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me...'
    Me: AHHH!!!!
    Daughter: Mum,stop it...Get off the floor!
    Husband:What's all that ruckus,oh hey,I'm on the radio!

  9. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 12:57am UTC
    .: I Met Him On Omegle :.
    Chapter 18
    Andreas P.O.V
    I fell asleep on the hospital chair. When I woke up, nurses were running in and out of Jesses room. Ryan and I called the ambulance straight away and they might save him. He was lucky, he had taken so many pills. There was 2 empty packets and a good-bye letter.
    It said: 'I feel like this is a selfish thing to do, when so many others have cancer or have heart attacks but I couldn't continue living this life.
    The guilt is eating me alive. I am the reason my parents are dead, one year ago, they died because of me.
    Jesse Gray.'
    “What's wrong with him?!” I asked.
    “Miss, please sit down.”
    “TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM!” I screamed.
    “We-we don't know if he'll make it...” the nurse said, looking almost scared. I was ashamed of myself, of the way I acted. I shouldn't have screamed at her, she did nothing wrong.
    That was breaking point for me, tears fell down my cheeks and at that moment, Ryan came from the food court. “What's wrong? Is he okay?” Ryan, he was taking this fairly well.
    “They-they don't know if he will-will make it,” I sobbed.
    “Andi, he's strong,” Ryan told me soothingly.
    Soon, morning came, we were allowed to stay because one of the doctors was Ryans father. Jesses doctor, Doctor James, came out and looked at the two of us. “What's wrong with him?” I asked.
    “Uh, well you see, we were unable to save Jesse and he passed away. I am very sorry for your loss.”
    I laughed, “You're lying.”
    “Andi, sweetie, he-he's dead...” Ryan said.
    “JESSE IS NOT DEAD!” I yelled, angrily, tears falling down my cheeks. “You're lying, please tell me you're lying!” Ryan had tears streaming down his face as well.
    “Andi, he's gone,” Ryan murmured.
    “Andi, Andi wake up!” Somebody demanded. It was Ryan.
    “W-what?”
    “You were screaming. It was just a dream Andi, Jesse is fine,” I was told.
    “Promise he'll be fine?” I spluttered. I was shaking.
    “Yes, he'll be fine. It was just a dream,” Ryan comforted.
    Comment for a reminder! (:
    Teaser: “I am happy for you and Rose,” I said looking him directly in the eye.
    Haii! I hope you're not confused, if so feel free to ask any questions. Yes, the writing which is in italics is just a dream (: The reason as to why Jesse is in hospital is still not known & sorry if the format is f.cked up, I don't know what's wrong with it :(

  10. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 1:00am UTC
    .: I Met Him On Omegle :.
    Chapter 14
    Jesse's P.O.V
    I was going red with anger at Andi's words. Who did she think she was? She didn't know the first thing about me.
    “Better then what, Andrea? You don't know me, how many times do I have to tell you so it'll get through your thick head!” I smiled, but it wasn't a friendly smile, it was bitter. “You don't know me at all. You don't know anything, so don't pretend you do. Don't pretend you know my whole f/cken life story. You know my name, that's it. So how about you save us all the breathe and get out?” If looks could kill, I'd be five feet under right now.
    “Happily,” Andi said through gritted teeth and she ran out the apartment.
    I sat on the couch, putting my head in my hands. I was having a f/cken fantastic day.
    “Man... what the hell was that? I have never heard you be so-so d/ckish.” I raised my eyebrow when Ryan said 'd/ckish'. “And I know it's your parents and brothers one year tomorrow but this, getting drunk every night and then tonight, taking out your anger on Andi isn't a way to deal with it. Talk to me, Jesse.”
    “What do you want me to say?! It is all my fault my family is dead! I killed them!”
    “You didn't kill them...”
    “Yes, I did.”
    “We have had this conversations millions of times but everybody knows the truth, and that is that you didn't kill them!” Ryan looked at me, sympathetically. “And please explain to me why you said those things to Andi?”
    “I don't know man, she just-just got on my nerves.”
    “She likes you.”
    “I have a girlfriend.” In all honesty, I did love Rose. I wasn't in love with her but I didn't understand the difference. Though, Rose wasn't the kind of girl you took home. She acted all innocent but she defiantly wasn't.
    “Andi is better then Rose, in every single way.” I had been best friends with Ryan my whole life, I knew when he liked a girl and he obviously likes Andi.
    “Whatever.”
    “Man, you can't let her go. Not just like that,” Ryan said and looked at his hands.
    “You can't let something go if it was never yours.”
    “Then make her yours.”
    “Ryan, I'm dating Rose!” I yelled, angrily. Ryan didn't look startled from my sudden outburst but just shook his head.
    “Would you get over Rose?” I just stared at Ryan. “Go get Andi.”
    “Why are you telling me this if you like her?”
    “I don't li-” Ryan stopped. “Because you're my best friend, Andi likes you not me and you like her as well.” I didn't reply. “Go get Andi,” he repeated.
    “She hates me.”
    “Make her love you then.” I smiled gratefully at Ryan and ran out of the apartment.
    I was going to get Andi.
    Comment for a reminder! (:
    Teaser: 'Good night, beautiful,' was all it read. It was from Alec, we had exchanged numbers.
    I didn't know about this chapter, though, I obviously ended up uploading it. I don't know what goes on inside a guys mind, so this is as good as I could do. I'm sorry if Jesse sounds girly.

  11. FLAME FLAME
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    One boring school day...
    Teacher: *Eating a poptart* Ok class today- Wait! Lizzie! Why are you eating in my classroom??!
    Me: I just follow by example.
    Teacher: Excuse me?
    Me: Well, I figured if you can eat food during class, I can too. *Takes another bite*
    Teacher: I'm allowed to eat because I didn't eat breakfast this morning because I was grading YOUR papers.
    Me: I didn't eat breakfast either because I was doing YOUR homework!
    Teacher:
    Class:
    Witty:
    Obama:
    Steve:
    Teacher: ...... Continue on then......
    (Best part is, we are allowed to eat in her class now)
    I Follow Back!!

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    I wonder if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, "That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM! UGH WHY ARE ALL MY OPTS WALKING BY EACHOTHER WITHOUT NOTICING?"
    We're like in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.

  13. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Little kids logic: Always look
    cute.
    Teenagers logic: Always
    look bad.

  14. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    I'M JUST CURIOUS.
    Is it as hard for guys to tell someone their feelings like it is for most of us girls?


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  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 4:21pm UTC
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  17. itsateenthing itsateenthing
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    mom: imagine being on the same plane as one direction
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom: theres no where for them to escape
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom: ...are you breathing?

  18. emosexy emosexy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
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  19. estyboo estyboo
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    The biggest challenge in life is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else.

  20. Eme101 Eme101
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Danielle Peazer: I'm a dancer.
    Eleanor Calder: I'm a model.
    Perrie Edwards: I'm a singer.
    Me: I make a pretty mean sandwich.

:)

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