One boring school day...

Teacher: *Eating a poptart* Ok class today- Wait! Lizzie! Why are you eating in my classroom??!
Me: I just follow by example.
Teacher: Excuse me?
Me: Well, I figured if you can eat food during class, I can too. *Takes another bite*
Teacher: I'm allowed to eat because I didn't eat breakfast this morning because I was grading YOUR papers.
Me: I didn't eat breakfast either because I was doing YOUR homework!
Teacher:
Class:
Witty:
Obama:
Steve:
Teacher: ...... Continue on then......

(Best part is, we are allowed to eat in her class now)

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