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  1. lovehimmorethanwords lovehimmorethanwords
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:21am UTC
    It was July 4th.
    My crush had come over to watch our firework display.
    We happened to be alone in the backyard, when a shooting star streaked across the sky.
    "Make a wish!" I said.
    He asked me what I wished for, to which I replied,
    "You."
    He then kissed me, & said,
    "I guess both of our wishes came true."

    nmf. not a true story.

  2. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 10:12am UTC
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    You kill all the,.~*^*~. c a t e r p i l l a r s .Then complain t h a t t h e r e a r e n o, Butterflies.εїз εїз εїз εїз εїз εїз [x] [x] [x]

  3. mheadcheergirly mheadcheergirly
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    I really like youu<3
    Cool story bro. How many other girls did you tell that to in the past week?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    I just saw a commercial
    for the Kardashian clothing
    line at sears. I wonder how
    long the return policy is.
    72 days?
    format; ohhshanappp

  7. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    That FML moment when
    you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you forgot to turn off the light

  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    when you spell a word correctly
    but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever, questioning it's existence.

  9. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    HAVING A DREAM SOREALISTIC THAT YOU HAVETO THINKABOUT IF IT REALLY HAPPENED OR NOT.♥

  10. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    That FML moment when
    your paired up with the kid that doesn't do any Work.

  11. LivvyBallardxoxo LivvyBallardxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    It seems when you want someone
    They don't want you, & when someone
    wants you, You don't want them.
    & when you both want eachother,
    something has to come around &
    AND MESS EVERYTHING UP
    nmf/nmq

  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:43pm UTC
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  13. NinaStar NinaStar
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Any brunettes here ?

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:47pm UTC
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  15. JBSGIRL JBSGIRL
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Hitting Your Hip On The Corner Of The Counter...
    And Feeling Like You Just Got Shot..

  16. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    My heart beats 17 93089 times faster
    WHEN I SEE YOUR NAME LIGHT UP ON MY PHONE
    LOL, JK
    when I see I've missed 8 calls from Mom.

  17. loveisjustlove loveisjustlove
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    November 4, 2011 4:33pm UTC
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  18. irishkell96 irishkell96
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Baby are you a tower?
    because Eiffel for you ;)

  19. Amadon Amadon
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    November 4, 2011 5:01pm UTC
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  20. queenlex13 queenlex13
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    fav this and a magical unicorn
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    (:

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