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  1. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    obnoxiously yelling your friends name
    when you see them in the hallway.♥

  2. tonixxlove tonixxlove
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Act like a lady
    Think like a boss

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Would you like a table?
    "No I came here to eat on the floor,carpet for 5 please"

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    format credit to; idance. ♥
    you say i''m always happy,
    and i'm good at what i do
    but what you' ll never realize
    is i'm a damn good actress too.♥

  5. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    my grandma: did you eat dinner yet?
    me: no. my parents don't feed me.

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    I Just Wish
    I had one person that I could tell every single little thing to
    w i t h o u t b e i n g j u d g e d

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    In elementary school:
    "Whatcha doin?"
    "Eatin' chocolate"
    In high school:
    "Whatcha doin?"
    "Your mom."
    format credit to; idance.

  8. sarahjh55555 sarahjh55555
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    Thoughts while walking down the
    hallway at school:
    Ugh, off to the next class to learn pointless things
    Crap, did i do that homework?!
    Move.
    It smells over here
    Oh, of course they would walk together
    Move.
    He's looking he's looking he's looking
    Move.
    Thank God, some to walk with!
    Nope, she's got another friend /:
    GET THE HECK OUT OF MY WAY!
    Ugh, finally a friend to walk with
    Talk talk talk talk
    Ew, were here.

  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.
    Dear Eminem,
    not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
    Sincerely, M&M'S.

  10. angelieslee angelieslee
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 2:05pm UTC
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  11. xooniicoleexoo xooniicoleexoo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    That annoying moment when;
    You insult a guy, and they copy you back in a higher voice.
    Format Credit: DamnnTaylerx

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Mom: Have fun! Be safe!
    Kid: No.
    Mom: What?
    Kid: I can't do both.

  13. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 12:35pm UTC
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    P e o p l e A r e L i k e M i r r o r s
    T h e y F a l l A n d B r e a k S o E a s i l y
    ------------♥------------
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  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    format credit to: idance.♥
    READING STUPID POSTERS AROUND THE WALLS
    when you're
    BORED IN CLASS.

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.
    that awkward moment;
    when two of your friends whisper to each other right in front of you and you just sit there like an awkward turtle.

  16. xoxojessicuhh xoxojessicuhh
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    I want to throw a party
    with fake alcohol
    && see how many people act drunk

  17. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    saying
    "it's so bad it's not even funny" while laughing.

  18. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 9:06am UTC
    Everyone thinks I'm stupid.
    so you know what? I'm moving to africa
    to live with the polar bears.
    #gofollowl0st_and_insecure13

  19. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 3:32pm UTC
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  20. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    &If Cupid let
    me shoot his arrow once, I'd make sure I WOULDN'T MISS♥

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