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enchantedalice

  1. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 11:18am UTC
    Imagine reading a book of every conversation
    where people have spoken about you.

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
    and my dad's like hey I got a rifle

  3. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 8:58am UTC
    i hate when people say being gay isn’t “manly”
    like wtf there’s two men in that relationship how is that not manly? that’s double manly

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
    it’s a shitzu

  5. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 8:29am UTC
    He met some fans.
    He saw one crying.
    He gave her a hug.
    - 10 weeks later -
    He forgot it ever happened
    - 10 years later -
    It will still be the only thing,
    keeping her alive.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    New wittians : So much tumblr quotes on here
    Us : Get over it, it's normal

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    TALL BOYS
    WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 10/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature…
    this is what he turned in:
    Roses are black
    Violets are black
    Everything is black
    I can’t see.

  10. enchantedalice enchantedalice
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 7:19am UTC
    Curiosity often leads to trouble...

  11. ___Ariana___ ___Ariana___
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:17am UTC
    Do you ever just wanna sleep
    for like 3 years.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    i'm not a morning person.
    i'm not even an afternoon person. i pretty much start functioning around 6pm

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 12:01am UTC
    i understand that you can't stop
    miley but you really need to

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 12:18am UTC
    your baby's kicking you say?
    wow discipline your child before it gets out of hand bro

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