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  1. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 8:55pm UTC
    LSHMTUAFIMC
    - Laughing So Hard My Turban Unravels And Falls Into My Curry.
    ~FacebooK

  2. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 1:12pm UTC
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  3. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 1:05pm UTC
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    Today,I opened
    my frozen pizza to see a smiley
    face made out of pepperonies .
    Some one at the frozen pizza factory loves their job.
    MLIA
    not my format
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  4. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 9:07pm UTC
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    We gonna party like
    like it’s the end of the world
    wegonna
    party like, like it’s 2012
    You know that it doesn’t matter as long as we got each other
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    format crediit to styledoll88

  5. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    What to do when your bored at home
    * Watch the silliest movies you find on TV and laugh at the stupidest of scenes shown therein.
    * Turn off all the lights for 10 minutes. Now, turn them on and shout ‘Surprise’.
    * Paint or draw a stupid, funny picture of someone you don’t like.
    * Blink your eyes rapidly and then, close them real tight. You will see an amusing light show.
    * Make stupid noises, like that of a dog, cat or even the hissing sound produced by a snake.
    * Play songs on a loud volume and start dancing in the most stupid manner.
    * Jump on the bed, while saying 'I'm the best'.
    * Go to the terrace or balcony and check out the people passing by. They will surely do something stupid. You can even comment on their clothes, their looks, and so on. Make sure that you are not audible to them. * Repeat a single word over and over again.
    * Log on to the internet and surf the sites offering jokes and funny quotations.
    * Pretend to be a robot or a car. Remember to produce the requisite sounds.
    * Produce gargling sounds without the use of water.
    * Wear your underwear over your pants and act like ‘Superman’.
    * Try to move each of your hands in a different direction.
    * Read the articles in a newspaper, backwards.
    * Try to take a coin from one end of the table to other, by blowing on it.
    * Pretend to have a split personality and talk to yourself.
    * Disassemble items and then, try to put them back together.
    * Try to bite your nose with your teeth.
    * Recite your kindergarten rhymes like a toddler and clap for yourself.
    * Play ping-pong with yourself.
    * Go to the supermarket in bathrobe, slippers & a towel around your head.
    * Try to type without using your hands (try your toes instead!).
    * Comb the hair of your dog and then try to braid them.
    * Get ice cream from the market, boil it and try to drink it, after it cools down a bit.
    * Stand on your sofa and try talking a 15-minutes walk thereon.
    * Enact like an anchor of your favorite reality show, by standing on your bed and looking at the television, which is now your camera.
    * Sing songs in a wild manner and pretend banging your head like a rock star.
    * Jog around the local park, moving backwards, rather than forwards.
    * Try moon walking inside your home.
    * Beat yourself in a game of flash/ chess/ carom.
    * Purchase a bubble blower and fill your room with soap bubbles.
    * Try to catch a fly, mosquito or any insect that is buzzing around your home, and then put it in a jar.

  6. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 4:17pm UTC
    Switching the colored caps from the marker and making it opposite

  7. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 2:39pm UTC
    T eacher's
    coming act coolactcool
    n o t m y f o r m a t

  8. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 6:46pm UTC
    C omebacks
    that make the wholesclass go "OOHHHHH!"

  9. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:38pm UTC
    Gary is a snail,
    but yet he meows

  10. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    //I Hate Walking Into A Room Then Forgetting
    What You Were Going To Do\\

  11. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:32pm UTC
    Doing your chores like a ninja while your parents are pulling up the driveway

  12. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    Times when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time

  13. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    In Elementary school, being the line
    leader was a big deal.

  14. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:17pm UTC
    "Where's Hollister?"
    *sniff* ...That way.

  15. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    So,what
    animal is
    your bracelet?
    format credit to: theycantdiagnose

  16. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:04pm UTC
    Ohh thats a tan?.. I thought you got attacked by a mob of orange markers..

  17. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 1:32pm UTC
    //Whoever said n o t h i n g was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door\\

  18. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 8:28pm UTC
    *When your pencil flies out of your hand randomly during class*
    lol did this before! :D

  19. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 8:24pm UTC
    My earphones must be untangled
    before i listen to music

  20. emitob052898 emitob052898
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    I SCREAM! when I fall off a cliff in Mario Kart!

:)

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