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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. PaytonSawyer PaytonSawyer
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    It needs to be fall already
    I need my hoodies, bonfires, pumpkins, candles and pretty colors.

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 11:43am UTC
    "I had a friend growing up, who was abused
    abused by her dad, i made a vow
    to myself that I'll never hurt my daughter."
    - Niall Horan ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:34am UTC
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  6. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Me in the shower:
    Me: *turns water on*
    Me: *grabs phone*
    Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
    Me: *checks time*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh chiz
    Me: *gets in shower*
    Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
    Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
    Me: ahh, this'll be better
    Me: *steps in shower once again*
    Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
    Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
    Me: okay, this will work.
    Me: holy crap it actually worked
    Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
    Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh right, soap.
    Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
    Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
    Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
    Me: *washes hair*
    Me: *washes face*
    Me: *drops shampoo*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
    Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
    Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: guess i better get out now..
    Me: *turns off water and gets out*
    Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: shh that never happened
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
    lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Liam: I once had a hair cut that I regretted.
    Louis: Is it the one you have now?
    Liam: No.
    Louis: Well it should be.

  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 9:58am UTC
    Admit
    it...
    when you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast.
    wonderstruck layouts
    nmf.nmq
    tumblr

  10. ForeverOneDirection ForeverOneDirection
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Hi everybody! Foreveronedirection here and I just wanted to tell you guys that I am going to write a 1D fanfic!
    Parts:
    Louis GF:
    Louis Best friend:
    Harrys crush:
    Nialls Crush:
    Nialls 'wingman/wing girl':
    Liams Girlfriend:
    Zayn Girlfriend:
    How to get one of these parts?
    Comment down below with information such as
    -name
    -6 words that best describe you
    - looks ( I don't need a picture just describe yourself.)
    - Part that you want.
    - Why you want the part

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    All the lyrics changed in the UAN tour:
    -It's gotta be you,
    Wrong size shoe.
    -You could be pre-occupied,
    Different dick every night.
    -It's a little too hot,
    Take off your clothes.
    -He just won't f/ck her right.
    -Blow a kiss, small child.
    -Why won't you come
    On over burgundy?
    -Cause I can love you
    More than Stan.
    -I want I want I want but
    That's gravy.
    I want I want I want
    But that's Jay-Z.
    I want I want I want
    But that's Kanye.
    -For a little while inside my arms
    She can deepthroat.

  12. kungfupenguin kungfupenguin
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Fave for CONVERSE
    Comment for OSIRIS

  13. cropacuddles22 cropacuddles22
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Next time I go to Starbucks I'm going to say my name is Niall Horan so when they call my name all the girls in the room are going to freak!

  14. Anthony23 Anthony23
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    kiss her like its the first and last time
    everytime♥
    -Anthony
    -Anthony

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    they call me Harry
    they call me Niall
    they call me Louis
    they call me Zayn
    That's not my name, it's DJ PAYNE
    - Liam Payne
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  16. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 7.
    “You tell him girl.” Zoe gave me an approving wink.
    I smiled back at her, pleased with Jake’s reaction.
    “Hey, look at that!” Jaycie pointed.
    We all look towards where she had pointed, seeing a jet ski rental place.
    “Anyone got 50 bucks?” Ryan asked, seeing the rental fees.
    I pulled out two twenties and a ten from my bag, handing them to Ryan.
    “It’s the least I can do.” I smiled.
    We paid for the Jet Ski’s, then placed our things in the rental lockers.
    “Who’s riding with who?” Zoe asked. “We only had enough to rent 3 Jet Ski’s for 2 hours.”
    Jaycie quickly clung to Noah, making it pretty clear who she would be riding with. Jaycie stepped over to Ryan’s side, which only left me with Jake. He gave me a small smile, and it only felt right to give him one in return. I didn’t want to make this anymore awkward than it had to be.
    “That settles that.” Ryan said, giving us each a Jet Ski key. “Let’s go!”
    We all rushed down to the jet skis, claiming the one we wanted. I picked out a bright neon green one, and being that Jake was a guy, he didn’t really mind the color.
    “Do you know how to work this?” I giggled, trying to put the key into the ignition.
    Sure, I was being a bit of a flirt, but it was all part of the plan, right? Jake laughed; helping me put the key in the correct way. I then climbed onto the Jet Ski, and Jake climbed on right behind me. His body was pressed up tight against mine, even though there was clearly enough room on the set.
    “Better hold on.” I turned around, smiling at him. Our lips nearly touched. “I’m a crazy driver.”
    “Whatever you say.” He teased, wrapping his arms around my toned waist.
    The gentle touch of his strong hands gave an instant flashback of all those memories 2 years ago. All the summer nights I had tried so hard to forget. No Bree, stop it. Just drive.
    I twisted the throttle, and the Jet Ski took off. We instantly became soaked as I made sharp turns and hit rapid speeds.
    “Slow down Bree!” Jake said in an almost serious tone.
    “Why?” I laughed. “You scared?”
    “Slow down!” Jake said more sternly.
    “Oh settle dow-"
    “Bree, lookout!” Jake screamed.
    As I looked ahead, the image of a large half broken tree trunk came into view. I tried to swerve, but I couldn’t. It was too late. Jake held my waist tightly, trying to pull me off of the Jet Ski, and save me from the collision.
    As he pulled me off of the slippery black leather seat, we plunged into the cold ocean water.
    I could taste the salty flavoring seep into my taste buds, and the sharp metal Jet Ski propeller,
    piercing into my leg.
    Yay, new chapter already :D haha, feedback? What do you guys think is going to happen? (: I always hate when people end chapters with cliff hangers..but i'm one of those people, sorry. (; Alao, I don't know how many times i'm going to have to repeat this:p , I WILL NOT give you notifications if you werent already on the list. i no longer do witty notifications.:p
    The number to reach for next chapter is 555 [:
    ---Hint---
    I broke down, how could I have been so stupid? I could have just pulled her off a little further to the left, and we wouldn’t be in this situation.
    -----Jake's POV----
    Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries/Th3Br0k3nBl0nd3

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Everyone has that scary nightmare
    from your childhood that you still remember


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. peeta07 peeta07
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    good bye text books, hello texting
    good bye sweat shirts, hello bikinis
    good bye being pale, hello being tan
    good bye drama, hello best friends
    good bye homemade dinners,hello cook outs
    good bye school nights,hello sleepovers
    good bye class rooms, hello beach
    good bye sneakers, hello flip flops
    good bye home work, hello fun
    good bye school, hello summer 2012♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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