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jimmy365
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December 23, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Q: What did earth say to the other planets?
A: You guys have no life

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jimmy365
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December 23, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Me picking my kids up from school in 25 years:
me: yo shawty, leggoo
kid: dad, please not this again
me: stop being a hater. yolo
kid: you're embarrassing me
me: swag

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jimmy365
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December 23, 2012 8:56pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the girls who
have their period on their wedding day

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babyimaddicteddd
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February 5, 2012 5:48pm UTC

not mine, I just adore this. ♥
Strangers → Friends
↑ ↓
Ex's ← Lovers

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lonely_one
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February 6, 2012 4:34pm UTC

3 common lies from guys:
I'm sorry, I love you, I won't hurt you.
3 common lies from girls:
I'm fine, I'm not mad at you, I dont love you.

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jessicalazar100
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 4:36pm UTC

I hate this
Hate what?
How I used to talk to you everyday, and now I'm lucky if I get a text once a week. I no longer mean anything to you, when one day we were each other's worlds. That's what I hate.

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jessicalazar100
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Today I broke down.
I started crying in the middle of class...
Goes to show that its true, everyone has a breaking point
& you can only be strong for so long .. </3

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gabbyxo
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February 6, 2012 5:03pm UTC

I don't get it
you look at me like you've completly forgotten every moment we've spent together

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jane :-)*
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February 5, 2012 7:59pm UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Going to die
alone with 69 cats.
nmf

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yourcool
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February 5, 2012 5:49pm UTC

to do list:
1. buy a parrot.
2. teach the parrot to say, "help, i turned into a parrot!"
3. leave it in a public are.

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BravoSierra
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January 28, 2012 12:19am UTC

Me: I'm going to bed.
Internet: HAHAHA. False.

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senirita
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January 27, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don't want it.

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xcayliebabyx
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January 22, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Cleaning My Room:
1% cleaning
30% texting
69% playing with stuff I just found .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
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December 31, 2011 4:39pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
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December 30, 2011 4:09pm UTC

εїз
marshmel lows cannot f ly;
I cannot fly.
Therefore, I am a marshmellow.
[[♥if you, too, are a marshmellow.]]
follow me, i follow back:) -love, jimmy365

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ColorMyWorld401
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December 30, 2011 10:12am UTC

I hate when its dark and my brain is like ,
" Hey you know what we haven't thought
of in a while?
MONSTERS."
Credit: FaveFormats

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jimmy365
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December 30, 2011 12:34am UTC

running up the stairs real fast
because you sense an evil presense behind you?
nmq
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 2:38pm UTC

New Year = New Me
Who am I kidding?
I will be the same
Loving the same boy who doesn't love me back.
Doing the same mistakes over and over again.
And...still hoping for a good year.
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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