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ellielaurenn
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February 9, 2014 5:57pm UTC

Flappy Bird is 2014's Harlem Shake.

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ellielaurenn
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September 11, 2013 9:04pm UTC

Crush's ex-girlfriend: *sneezes*
Teacher: Was that a sneeze?
Crush's ex girlfriend: Yeah
Teacher: God bless you!
Me: (silently) God already did........

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ellielaurenn
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August 28, 2013 10:29pm UTC

I've never felt more replaced in my life.

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ellielaurenn
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April 17, 2013 9:16pm UTC

MY LITTLE SISTER WANTS TO BECOME A CHEF.
THE PROBLEM IS, SHE CAN'T JUST GO TO CULINARY SCHOOL LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. SHE IS SEVERELY ALLERGIC TO NUTS, NOTHING ELSE, JUST A MEASLY LITTLE NUT ALLERGY. BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE IT UNSAFE FOR HER TO BE IN A PROFESSIONAL KITCHEN, WHERE ALL FOODS ARE CROSS-CONTAMINATED. HER DREAM MAY NEVER COME TRUE. I NEVER THOUGHT SOMETHING SO DRASTIC COULD COME OUT OF SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS SO SMALL, BUT I GUESS IT CAN. SO NOW, I'M GOING TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO CURE FOOD ALLERGIES FOR MY SISTER. I'M NOT SURE HOW, I'M NOT SURE WHEN, BUT I KNOW THAT I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HER DREAMS COME TRUE.
CURE FOOD ALLERGIES!

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ellielaurenn
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November 18, 2012 12:12pm UTC

So yesterday I learned in biology
that things in nature are certain
colors because they absorb every other color in the rainbow, and only reflect the color we see. So isn't it funny that we don't see things for
what they are mad e of,
But what they try to get away from?

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ellielaurenn
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October 8, 2012 2:52pm UTC

True Story:
Friend's mom: * hears giant thud*
Friend's mom: "Bria what was that?"
Friend: "My shirt fell."
Friend's Mom: "Didn't sound like a shirt."
Friend: "Never said I wasn't in it!"
Me: LOLOLOLOL.. ♥

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