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kamilagirl225
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January 31, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Relatable Post:#2410
When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if
the two keys were close.

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AwesomeUsername
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January 31, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Dryer: That's a nice pair of socks you got there.
Dryer: It would be a shame if one of them...
Dryer: Disappeared.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 3:28pm UTC

My life just smashed to pieces
And i'm drowning in my tears.
Won't someone save me?
Please?
MQ

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Hale_Storm18
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January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

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dolph*
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January 26, 2013 11:28am UTC

This was posted on Facebook:
bf n gf were siting at a tabel
dey were haeving a conversatein
da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever?"
boy sed "NO...."
girl was sad she ran away n cryed
she triped over a CHAIR
she was ded.
boy ran over to pic up her body he wisperd in her ear "i ment to say.. ill love u 5ever."
dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.
This post made me ill.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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December 6, 2012 6:47pm UTC

preschool: stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
middle/grade school: tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
high school: tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
college/university: tell you it's harder in the "real world."
"real world" job: sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
preschool: the only education you'll need.

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sammy*
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December 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.
someone please date me.

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yourcool
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December 8, 2012 1:40pm UTC

things i never learned in high school:
- how to do taxes
- what taxes are
- how to vote
- what politics are
- how to write a reusme/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- how to write a check/balance a check book
- anything to do with banking
- how to do loans for college
- how to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- how to buy a house or a car
but boy am i f/cking glad that i know the pythagorean theorm.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?

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ihatefeet
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January 3, 2013 4:51pm UTC

"my boyfriend does this cute thing where
he doesn't exist."
- aw thats nice, why don't you go join him
:)

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lovecrazy
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January 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

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jimmy365
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January 3, 2013 7:55pm UTC

I'M PERFECTLY FINE
w i t h h a v i n g o t h e r p e o p l e s i t o n m y l a p
b u t i c a n ’ t s i t o n o t h e r p e o p l e ’ s l a p s
b e c a u s e i ’ m a l w a y s p a r a n o i d t h a t
i ’ d c r u s h t h e m a n d t h e y ’ d d i E
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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伤*
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January 3, 2013 2:12pm UTC

"Any advice for the winner of X-Factor tonight?"
Louis: "We wouldn't know what that feels like."

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 2:42pm UTC

When I'm Packing
Me: Let's see I need 10 pants cuz you never know how cold it'll get or if I spill something
Me: And 12 shirts, cuz i need a wide variety cuz what if i go to something fancy?
Me: and 14 tanks tops. I always wear tank tops.
Me: Well I need all of my bras, I can't just wear the same one everyday..
Me: And 300 pairs of underwear, what if i get my period?!?!
Me: Oh and 50 socks. You can never have too many socks, and what if my feet get cold?
Me: And 20 pairs of shoes. You never know where you're going.
Me: and here's my toothbrush, toothpaste, contacts, makeup, hair stuff, and purse.
Me: Yep I'm ready.
Me: WAIT I NEED MY CAT
Me: AND MY COMPUTER
Me: AND MY HOUSE
Me: AND RUSSIA
Me: AND THAT EXPIRED COUPON TO RALPH'S.

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roseth0rn
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December 9, 2012 6:13pm UTC

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yourcool
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December 11, 2012 5:39pm UTC

I FINALLY FOUND LOVE
on page 566 in the dictionary.

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swimmergirl3796
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December 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC

On 12/21/12 people will be making end of the world jokes
like there's no tomorrow.

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blankwolf*
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December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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