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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are

709 faves · 10 comments · Jan 27, 2013 1:50pm

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QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds · 1 decade ago
my brother recently named me the asian of the family because i play violin, get good grades,and swim his exact words were "it's like you're asian but you're white"
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Purfy · 1 decade ago
Hahaha c; my dad once told me this joke.
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xosmileyxo4 · 1 decade ago
Did you make this up for find it somewhere else?
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
Including my BFF we have five people... let's see who's the one that's Chinese.
Me: Hou-Sang-Rou
Mom: Yu-Ling
Dad: Hou-Li
Sister: Hou-Yu-Tong
Bff: Hong-Si-Qi

I'm pretty sure I'm Chinese, so the rest must be from Kenya or Tajikistan or something...
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BiggestMusicFreak · 1 decade ago
this is definitely one of the funniest witty quotes ever!
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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl · 1 decade ago
Told this to my friend and even after explaining it to her she still believes that Colin is adopted and is Chinese lol
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kiaranine · 1 decade ago
omigod i can't even
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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl · 1 decade ago
yeah to say the least she has no common sense lol
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
omfg dying
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BurningIntoAshes · 1 decade ago
Sounds legit.
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