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AwesomeUsername
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August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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k4sper
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July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC

*My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
Me: What's that? O_o
My older sister: A hat.
My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

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Soccerbabe23
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August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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shadysback
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August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

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xstaybeautiful
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July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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ChasingDreams
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August 23, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Help, there is a stalker man that's following me home!?
So two weeks ago I went to this party with my friends and we knew everyone there except this one guy. At first I thought it was just me that didn't know him, but i asked my friend and a couple other people throughout the night and they said they didnt know him either. Anyways, my friend dropped me off a little ways from my house. When i was walking to my house that night the guy from the party was like slowly walking behind me. I wasn't scared at first but then when I kept crossing streets he would follow me, and when I looked at him he was smiling all funny. Anyways, I ran home and locked my door super fast after that. I was scared as heck! Today the same thing happened! I haven't told anyone yet, but now I'm scared! What should i do?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
You should move that boookshelf out of the way of the window. It's blocking my view.
format credit jimmy365

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iloveyou10101
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Today I learned #1
Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in the hospital and talks to them in character.
nmf/nmq

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InOneMoment
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 9:46pm UTC

seeing all these quotes that say,
"<3 if you miss these shows from Disney Channel, Nickolodeon, Cartoon Network "
and I'm like,
I wasn't allowed to watch anything but PBS Kids until I was 11 soo...
Here's to the kids who watched:
Clifford the Big Red Dog
Cayou
Dragon Tales
CyberChase
Word Girl

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Child me: WOW WHEN I'M A TEENAGER I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL, PARTY, DATE HOT PEOPLE, BE POPULAR AND COOL.
Teenage me: *Hisses at sunlight*

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC

shout out to pixar
for making bloopers for animated films.

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mwittym
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 8:02pm UTC

It's time to be a big girl now
and big girls don't cry
</3

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:09am UTC

What's that? A hat?A crazy, funky junky hat?
Overslept? Hair unslightly?Trying to look like Kiera Knightly?We've been there, we've done that.We see right through your funky hat.

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lilgirlsarah
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:27am UTC

& I have never actually
SEEN A YELLOW DUCK.

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BravoSierra
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July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years."
I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."

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Iheartglitter
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July 3, 2012 3:45pm UTC

My Bestfriend, Chelsea and
I watch Disney Channel.
Problem is were Teenagers.
Are We Weird ?

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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 2, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Hey, can you grab some tampons and bring them home? My period hit today.
Oh crap that was for my mom!
I just picked up some tampons, candy, and I'm at the movie store. What movie do you want?
I love you <3 (:
I honestly love him.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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imnoons
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Guys.. when a girl tells you
that she's cold, don't
be stupid and say 'me too'.

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musiclives104
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 6:48pm UTC

seeing so many
commercials
that you forget
what show you were
watching
hehe
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 2:34pm UTC

One Direction things#97
Niall: I'm a math genius!
Louis: what's 675 books + 345 books?
Niall: A LIBRARY! Ask me harder questions Lou!
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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