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imnoons

1. imnoons
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 4:48pm UTC
   Revenge? Nahh, I'm too lazy.
   I'm just gonna sit here and let
   karma take care of you.
   enjoy your day :)
   
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2. imnoons
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 4:42pm UTC
   Pretty Little Liars
   Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
   Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
   Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that.
   Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
   Aria: You did not just say that.
   (Ezra texts Aria)
   Spencer: Whose it from?
   Aria: Ezra
   Spencer: Oh, did he find his nuts?
   
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3. imnoons
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 4:33pm UTC
   Pretty Little Liars
   Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
   Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
   Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that.
   Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
   Aria: You did not just say that.
   (Ezra texts Aria)
   Spencer: Whose it from?
   Aria: Ezra
   Spencer: Oh, did he find his nuts?
   
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4. imnoons
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 7:03pm UTC
   Roses are red,
   violets are blue,
   friend requests are great,
   but who the hell are you?!
   
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5. imnoons
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 7:00pm UTC
   BRB= I don't want to talk to you.
   LOL= I have nothing else to say.
   COOL= I don't care.
   
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6. imnoons
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 6:56pm UTC
   My mirror and my camera
   have two completely different
   ideas of what I look like.
   
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7. imnoons
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2012 9:48am UTC
   Trust is like an eraser,
   it gets smaller and smaller
   [after every mistake]
   
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8. imnoons
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC
   Everybody's got a dark side,
   do you love me,
   can you love mine?
   nobody's a picture perfect, but we're worth it, you know that we're worth it,
   will you love me,
   even with my dark side?
   
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9. imnoons
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 1:42pm UTC
   *Washing car*
   Friend: Sup dude, you washing your car?
   Me: No, I'm watering it to see of it grows into a bus.
   vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
   
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10. imnoons
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    I'm a girl who laughs at her mistakes,
    so excuse me if I laugh in your face.
    <3
    
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11. imnoons
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    I'm tired of being the girl who falls head over heels in love with the guy who barely even stumbles.
    
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12. imnoons
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    LOOK LEFT ---------------------------------------->
    Oh look, you failed.
    
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13. imnoons
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Remember when you were little
    & you used to point at all the characters & yell,
    "I'm THAT one!"
    Yeahh, I still do that...
    
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14. imnoons
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Deodorant: \o/
    No deodorant: ~\o/~
    
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15. imnoons
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    It seems like everyone is in a relationship or in love.
    I'm just here like,
    "I like that tree, that's a nice tree.."
    
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16. imnoons
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    The best place to hide a dead body
    is page 2 of Google search results.
    
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17. imnoons
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    In a nerd wedding, instead of
    saying 'I do." They say, "I accept
    the terms and conditions."
    
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18. imnoons
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    If I'm on a date & its bad, I'm just
    gonna stand up & say "I'm an
    actor, they're all actors & you're on
    MTV's Disaster Date!" & run out.
    
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19. imnoons
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Kid: Mom stop you're not funny, you can't make jokes.
    Mom: I made you.
    
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20. imnoons
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    girl: Which is more important to you, your life or me?
    boy: Before I answer that, let me ask you first.
    girl: Sure.
    boy: Is there a difference between you and my life?
    
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