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  1. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Niall: I eat alot when I'm sad, it makes me feel better.
    Liam: You eat alot whenever you're sad or not.

  2. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:23pm UTC
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  3. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    'Cause 789.
    Not anymore, didn't you hear?
    6 and 9 got together last night and 8 each other out.

  4. gxixa1 gxixa1
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Texting a whole bunch of guys;
    and NONE of them are your boyfriend...
    anyone else see the problem?

  5. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    So I think I finally figured out
    what guys do at sleepovers.
    :Truth or dare?
    :Dare.
    :I dare you to tell her you love her.
    :But I don't?
    :So?
    :Okay, I'll do it.

  6. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:04am UTC
    Christmas List
    • Niall Horan
    • Liam Payne
    • Zayn Malik
    • Harry Styles
    • Louis Tomlinson
    Dear Santa, If You Think This Is Too Expensive
    No Problem, They Don't Need To Have Clothes.
    Tumblr

  7. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, its normal,
    but when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.

  8. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    I like my men how I like
    my tea,
    hot&British.
    with a side of Irish cream
    nmq/nmf

  9. ohimwitty ohimwitty
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:06am UTC
    Just because you don't know that i like you,
    that gives you no right to flirt with HER.

  10. ohimwitty ohimwitty
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    You're nothing short of my
    EVERYTHING
    -Ralph Block

  11. ohimwitty ohimwitty
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. <3
    -Dr. Seuss

  12. ohimwitty ohimwitty
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    My Cinderella Story:
    My crush was driving me and his friends home. When I got out, I lost a shoe. He rolled down a window and yelled "hey, don't forget your shoe". I said "don't judge" and ran into my house.
    Like I was going to forget my shoe.

  13. ohimwitty ohimwitty
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 7:14am UTC
    I want a Superman that not even Kryptonite will keep him away from me. <3

  14. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    F**k The 14th,
    I love you everyday ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    nobody is ever perfect
    (until you fall in love with them)

  17. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:31am UTC
    "Fave" if you're in a relationship, or have a Valentine this Valentine's Day
    "Comment" if you're forever'alone.
    <3

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:38am UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.

  19. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    "Someone" is getting so many top quotes.

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Find a boy who,
    would rather steal your first kiss than your virginity.

:)

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